Archive: Jan 2004

Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love Democrats

Well, welcome again dear readers, as I attempt to use tea leaves, a magic 8-ball, and some 1-800 number someone gave me to attempt to figure out what is going on in the Democratic Primary. New Hampshire has now come and gone - and we are just as sure as a week ago that we […]

Men's track and field led by Matt Tierney

The men's track and field team continued to do well early in the season.Last Saturady, they attened the Saints Indoor Classic hosted by St. Lawrence University. Although there were a number of important members of the team who did not compete, the team still did well. They finished third out of seven teams. "We performed […]

Tracy Morgan ditches SNL for Rochester

I admit the headline is a little misleading, I just wanted to grab your attention. Tracy Morgan will not be leaving Saturday Night Live, so don't worry. In fact this year marks his sixth season as a SNL cast member, and there is no indication he will be leaving soon. However this Friday he will […]

Throwers propel women to fourth at St. Lawrence

The women's track and field team hit the road for the first time last weekend when they went to St. Lawrence University to compete in the Saints Indoor Classic on Saturday.Because of numerous injuries and illnesses currently hampering the team, only about two-thirds of the women attended the meet. Despite the limited roster, the women […]

Erasers and rice share use, taste

When I was in fifth grade, my science teacher decided to give everyone a chicken egg so that we could examine the structure of an egg. She specifically asked us to find 'a small, elastic white ball in the egg whites.' Everyone found that white thing except for one friend of mine. Being driven by […]

Fun winter films you may have missed

As everyone knows, December is the time when studios release their Oscar-contender films. People tend to see movies more with all those days off from work, school breaks and, if your family is anything like mine, then you get sick of your grandfather who always talks about your cousin who goes to Princeton right in […]

Panthers – NFC Champions

In the franchise's ninth season, the Carolina Panthers make their first appearance in a Super Bowl. They will be facing off against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XXXVIII, which is going to be held in Houston at Reliant Stadium on Feb. 1.The Panthers secured a trip to Houston after a win against the […]

Men drown SUNY Fredonia swimmers

The men's swimming and diving team defeated SUNY Fredonia last weekend to achieve a total score of 126-64. The men's team can't boast of a perfect record but they have shown improvement with two consecutive wins this month. Head Coach Eric Stefanski believes that the men have "come together as a team" this season. He […]

Super Bowl superlatives

Super Bowl VIII was also held in Houston, where the Miami Dolphins defeated the Minnesota Vikings 24-7 in a record game time of two hours and thirty minutes. Sports Illustrated writer Tex Maule was famously quoted as saying the game had, "all the excitement and suspense of a master butcher quartering a steer." This was […]

Patriots – AFC Champions

The Patriots improved to 16-2 by winning their 14th straight game 24-14 over the Indianapolis Colts. The winning streak is the best single-season streak since the perfect Miami Dolphins did it in 1972.With the victory, coach Bill Belichick is 5-0 in the postseason with the Patriots, who won the NFL championship two years ago by […]