Political Comedy

Protesters protesting campus protest met with protests

When advertisements for a protest were posted in prominent locations around campus, a student stapled Uno reverse cards on top of them.

New student initiative for tuition increase to fund totally unrelated guillotines

Top UR administrators, last seen diving Scrooge McDuck-style into a swimming pool filled with 2019’s executive bonuses, were unavailable for comment.

University shutdown continues

Debate over funding for the proposed campus border wall prolongs the ongoing University shutdown.

Florida Experiences Problems with Recurring Recounts

Florida, a state that is "physically incapable of making decisions" is under fire as midterm elections went to yet another recount.

GOP says: Ban schools

This past Friday, GOP lawmakers announced a party-wide initiative to end school shootings by banning schools.

Punxsutawney Phil gives State of the Forest address

From Bernie Loonders to Sean Parrotty, reactions were strong to President Punxsutawney Phil's State of the Forest Address.

The 12 Days of Trumpmas

A musical recap of all of the gifts our beloved President has given us in his first year in office.

Trump Announces Net-Net-Neutrality

An internal tape leaked from the White House reveals the President and his team's thoughts about net neutrality

Trump’s unofficial first 100 days

Despite many outlets characterizing his tenure so far as an unusually unproductive, Donald Trump has actually been successful in fulfilling most of his “unofficial” first-100-days checklist.

An open letter to big loser Club Penguin executives

BigFlippers306 thinks the Club Penguin executives are making a tremendous mistake by shutting down their site. Sad!