Humor

Following D-Day example, University professor tries to bag the huzz

Rattled by Pope Francis’ death, 89-year-old University professor Ben Dover decided the only way to find peace was to watch…

Showerhead danger

Bathrooms are dangerous. That is a fact. There are many things that could go incredibly wrong in a bathroom. Whether…

Roachester’s new delicacy

Now, the next time you get charged by a roach after entering Simon Business School or have to play with way-too-small beetles, just scoop them up with your hand, roast them, and now you have a perfect meal to enjoy.


Top 5 Campus Napping Spots

And here’s another perk: You also get to wake up in a surprisingly new location every time — teleportation style.

Support the Student Newspaper

Help wanted! After everyone’s mass resignation event during the production of our previous issue, the Campus Times is now in shambles.

UR College Republicans protest Trump admin’s threats to free speech

"College Republicans around the country have spent the better part of a decade professing their absolute commitment to free speech, so why would we be silent now?" said the president of the club.

Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!

We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.

I do, I don’t, I really don’t: The Marriage Pact story

Once again, if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that this school is goddamn tiny, and do you really want to marry anyone you took Calculus with?

Weeding out space problems

The administration is using gated up rooms in Spurrier and Todd Union for the cultivation of high-quality recreational marijuana.