Humor

Brainrot

Originating from the epicenter of sigma male dominance — Skibidi Toilet, Ohio — Skibidi Slicers are the go-to meal for the true alpha grindset warriors.

New trend: NOT pirating textbooks

However, there is one skill that no one can live without: using slightly-maybe-not-so-legal illegal means of obtaining materials necessary for class.

Fake Yellowjacket Weekend activities

In the following 48 hours, new students must get stung by a number of professionally trained yellowjackets, as determined by the year they graduate.

The grief of a lost Bubly machine

What do you do when that which you love is stripped from you unceremoniously? When all of a sudden, something has fundamentally changed?

See my summer? Very interesting, very busy

I could probably shuttlecock a shuttle. Shuttle a shuttlecock. Shuttle a cock? With my eyes closed.

Available now, for a limited time: Pig Syrup

The fact that this market hasn’t been tapped yet astounds me. There are so many reasons to transform into a pig!

Dam Funny: A Review of “Hundreds of Beavers” – North America’s Largest Rodent Takes Center Stage

Our protagonist awakes in shoulder-deep snow. He is alone, without any worldly possessions. His applejack business is as good as gone.

I SAW A MAN IN THE WOODS (CLICKBAIT!!!!)

You are an absolute buffoon. I’m crying from laughing as I type this, just imagining your dumbfounded face. How could you fall for this?

Review: The Land of Ta Season 1, Episode 18: “Where’s Geedis?” (1981)

You silly! Geedis cannot be killed. He is old. Older than the Sun and the Moon. And yet he is amiable, and a friend to everyone. You silly!

The Monkeys of Meliora Hall

Have you heard of the monkeys in the basement of Meliora Hall? Ever wonder what antics they get up to in the wee hours of the night?