Humor
University Counseling Center (UCC)
A frat guy’s guide to murder
The University will grant full legal, medical, and disciplinary amnesty from any wrongdoing they could commit on the sole condition that they write an essay afterward. Read More
rats
Top 10 scariest things on the URochester campus
10. The tunnel between Spurrier Hall and Susan B. Anthony Hall Read More
car crash
Rochester v. Department of Motor Vehicles (2026)
When asked about how they got their license, the culprit reported that they aced their driving test, which opened up yet another investigation into the local DMV and their standards. Read More
do a kickflip
Skateboarding isn’t sexy, actually
Please don’t ask me to do a skate trick when I can barely make it down the Genny hill on my flimsy-ass board, already late for lecture. Read More
Danforth
URochester’s Dine and Done nights met with rousing mediocrity
Their new policy, called “Dine and Done,” focuses on ensuring students eat their food and get the hell out of the dining hall as soon as possible. Read More
green sludge
My fridge molded over during summer break
A moist and fleshy sludge started to ooze out. As I took a step closer, I noticed things moving among the greenery. All kinds of organisms. Read More
