Humor
Academic Honesty
Operation Hillside forever
For the past few years, the pattern has been the same: Need a meal? Hillside. Need a snack? Hillside. Want a sweet treat? Hillside. Need a sweet treat? Hillside. Sad? Happy? Angry? Frustrated? Tired? Hopeful? Excited? Bored? Busy? Hillside. Hillside. Hillside. Hillside. Hillside. Hillside. Hillside. Hillside. Hillside. Read More
daisy
A farewell address from your rabbit overlord
they could amicably share Daisy’s territory so long as Count Kipper (heretofore known as Lord Kipper of House Daisy), swore total fealty and obedience to Daisy’s cause. Read More
dissociation
Sustainable time travel
So far, I’ve already tried a few alternative methods because, according to my doctor, my liver “can’t take much more of this,” and I think one has finally stuck. Read More
BladeSmart kitchen knife
So, you’re looking for a job (and other horror stories)
So, you have a degree in Biochemistry and English. You served in student government for four years, clustered in Astrophysics, and speak passable German. In other words, you’re unemployed. Read More
Disappointing
Why I Quit My Psychology Major: I Had a One Night Stand with Sigmund Freud
I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More
[♨️💨🎈]
[🌤️⬆️][🍳][🥊💥]:[💞🕊️][⚔️👊][ ♨️💨🎈][👩🏻🍳🎛️]
She ran over, picked [👦] up, and threw him off the [♨️💨🎈]. Then, she [🔥⬇️] the kitchen.
😡😧🤬😨🤬🔪😱💥💥💥🙄😰😮💨😵💫😑😵 Read More
chimp
Monkey Buisness
he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
Clash Royale Cub
Not Sure How Your Meeting With Your Club Advisor Went? Introducing Mailboxd: Let Our Club Advisors Rate Your Meetings!
If you’re on the executive board of one of our 280+ student clubs and organizations, you’ve probably either intentionally or unintentionally overshared to your poor club advisor at an ungodly hour, holding them hostage, preventing them from leaving their office. Read More