UR Joking
dissociation
Sustainable time travel
So far, I’ve already tried a few alternative methods because, according to my doctor, my liver “can’t take much more of this,” and I think one has finally stuck. Read More
BladeSmart kitchen knife
So, you’re looking for a job (and other horror stories)
So, you have a degree in Biochemistry and English. You served in student government for four years, clustered in Astrophysics, and speak passable German. In other words, you’re unemployed. Read More
[♨️💨🎈]
[🌤️⬆️][🍳][🥊💥]:[💞🕊️][⚔️👊][ ♨️💨🎈][👩🏻🍳🎛️]
She ran over, picked [👦] up, and threw him off the [♨️💨🎈]. Then, she [🔥⬇️] the kitchen.
😡😧🤬😨🤬🔪😱💥💥💥🙄😰😮💨😵💫😑😵 Read More
chimp
Monkey Buisness
he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
Clash Royale Cub
Not Sure How Your Meeting With Your Club Advisor Went? Introducing Mailboxd: Let Our Club Advisors Rate Your Meetings!
If you’re on the executive board of one of our 280+ student clubs and organizations, you’ve probably either intentionally or unintentionally overshared to your poor club advisor at an ungodly hour, holding them hostage, preventing them from leaving their office. Read More
comments
Congrats, it’s a CT article!
“editors” will wrap the article in highlights and comments, dissecting it under the cold glaring lights of the windowless, godless room. Read More
marriage
Marrying the voices in my head
I was holding Jimmithy’s hand with a ring on my finger. And... someone else’s. I turned to my side, and Steve Read More
fanfiction
Not a CT Fanfiction (PSA)
“I’d like to lay you out,” said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. “I meant the newspaper. I’d like to lay out the newspaper.” Read More
