Humor
Campus Times
Campus Times: UR Lifeline
Now, I’m spreading the gospel of Campus Times. The rejuvenating, invigorating properties of CT of which we all crave.
aerospace engineering is a farce
Flying without wings: the box kite dilemma
Welcome to a dimension where logic bends, equations fail, Bernoulli rolls in his grave, and the impossible dances on the breeze.
Christmas
Deciding between the magic of Christmas and lucrative career at law firm, Hallmark movie protagonist challenges the capitalist society we inhabit
Fortunately, the Campus Times found that Ms. Jinglebell had relocated to her childhood hometown, where she opened a Christmas-themed bakery.
groundboi
Groundhogs plot to take over the University
The groundhogs are part of a top-secret, elite organization Hegemony of Groundhogs (H.O.G.) and are plotting to take over the school.
Geedis
GEEDISQUEST: A wholesome IRL Geedis side quest
On the most recent anniversary of my eviction from the womb, I turned the key to my dorm and swung open the door to discover a startling sight: Geedis.
#Part of a complete breakfast
Shoe thoughts to chew on
Flip-flops are the complete opposite from your high class delectables. It’s a bit of a hit or miss, but they’re your quick snack.
