Libraries out of calculators, students turn to the dark arts
In replacement of the calculators, the libraries have begun to hand out abacuses to students, and offering lessons on how to use them.
Letter to the Editor: Regarding Gilbert being a non-Euclidean space
Gilbert just loops when one enters the stairwells. The next floor you find is one of the same four floors with occasional derivatives.
CCC: see a c-list app sinking in a sea of mediocrity
There’s a dearth of passion projects: I haven’t downloaded an app out of interest or joy in over five years.
Dear Spirit Coordinator: please let me beat up Rocky
I want blood. I don’t know who the current Spirit Coordinator is, but if they’re reading this, I have only one word for them: coward.