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[๐ŸŒค๏ธโฌ†๏ธ][๐Ÿณ][๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ’ฅ]:[๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ][โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Š][ โ™จ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽˆ][๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŽ›๏ธ]

She ran over, picked [๐Ÿ‘ฆ] up, and threw him off the [โ™จ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽˆ]. Then, she [๐Ÿ”ฅโฌ‡๏ธ] the kitchen. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ต Read More

Monkey Buisness

he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More

Not Sure How Your Meeting With Your Club Advisor Went? Introducing Mailboxd: Let Our Club Advisors Rate Your Meetings!

If youโ€™re on the executive board of one of our 280+ student clubs and organizations, youโ€™ve probably either intentionally or unintentionally overshared to your poor club advisor at an ungodly hour, holding them hostage, preventing them from leaving their office. Read More


Congrats, itโ€™s a CT article!

โ€œeditorsโ€ will wrap the article in highlights and comments, dissecting it under the cold glaring lights of the windowless, godless room. Read More



Marrying the voices in my head

I was holding Jimmithyโ€™s hand with a ring on my finger. And... someone elseโ€™s. I turned to my side, and Steve Read More


Not a CT Fanfiction (PSA)

โ€œIโ€™d like to lay you out,โ€ said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. โ€œI meant the newspaper. Iโ€™d like to lay out the newspaper.โ€ Read More