Humor
date
Dating the voices in my head
Chat, did I make a mistake? I went on a date with the voices in my head and I liked it. It was a bit of an unplanned date, but what else are you supposed to do when none of your friends will have dinner with you? Read More
dog-called
More than a good boy
There were a bunch of labs that smelled of the strange chemicals. There were squirrel mechs being built. There were thousands of squirrels, big and small, scurrying everywhere. Read More
birth
Eulogy for Brian Ly
spending his time “flirting with hiring managers,” and urging those like him to “mog the huzz with your chopped aura.” Read More
15 degree weather
Cold never bothered them anyway
watching those who have completed the course have small molecules of lava chemically bonded to each individual cell Read More
netizens
Calls for female celebrity to be publicly decapitated ring out
I think Lisa should be forced on her knees and decapitated with a samurai sword in front of a popcorn-chewing audience for what she has done. Read More
2018 Chevrolet Traverse
Woman with “my other car is a cat” bumper sticker terrifies gun-wielding ICE agent
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, Landon Smith, suffered a severe panic attack at the sight of a local woman driving in his general direction Read More
