Now if anyone asked me, I would generally say I’m a low maintenance girlie. I don’t need much during the day, or hell, even the week! Just a little bit of sun, the tiniest bit of water, and a place to watch the world go by. That’s it! So forgive me for thinking that even college life would be suitable for me. I’m a succulent succulent! I’m meant to thrive in harsh scenarios, like the boss bitch I am. But no. I don’t think that I’ve seen the sun in a month, let alone opened the window. So here I sit. Withering away on the windowsill, reflecting on the potential I had yesterday. My leaves are shriveled now, my stem leaning. My soil is dry as a bone. I fear now, that even if the window opened, I would be burned by the sun and float away piece by piece with the wind. Oh how I hope my sister plants are faring better than I.



Even low maintenance is too much maintenance 🌱

Professor Cory Hunter has received tenure, marking a new chapter in a career shaped by gospel music, scholarship, ministry, and teaching. Read More

Even low maintenance is too much maintenance 🌱

The LLE received $13.7 million to enter the final design phase for the U.S. National Science Foundation Optical Parametric Amplifier Line (NSF OPAL), to make it an even more powerful academic laser facility.  Read More

Even low maintenance is too much maintenance 🌱

URochester’s 2026-27 Medical Amnesty Policy now includes student organizations seeking medical help on behalf of their members. The policy says that students, and now student organizations, who reach out for help with substance-related medical emergencies will not suffer consequences for the possession or consumption of alcohol and other drugs in violation of University policy. Read More