Humor
15 degree weather
Cold never bothered them anyway
watching those who have completed the course have small molecules of lava chemically bonded to each individual cell Read More
netizens
Calls for female celebrity to be publicly decapitated ring out
I think Lisa should be forced on her knees and decapitated with a samurai sword in front of a popcorn-chewing audience for what she has done. Read More
2018 Chevrolet Traverse
Woman with “my other car is a cat” bumper sticker terrifies gun-wielding ICE agent
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, Landon Smith, suffered a severe panic attack at the sight of a local woman driving in his general direction Read More
migration
The great mosquito migration
The first mosquito explorer has officially discovered a new island habitable to all mosquitolings. This day marks a big occasion for all mosquito-kind, as this island means paradise. Read More
babies
Candy stolen from babies at Strong Memorial Hospital
Currently, officials suspect that the robbers took the candy using a stolen utility ladder and glass-breaking power tools to enter through the back window. Read More