Humor

Trump’s unofficial first 100 days

Despite many outlets characterizing his tenure so far as an unusually unproductive, Donald Trump has actually been successful in fulfilling most of his “unofficial” first-100-days checklist.

Confessions of a javelineer

Yes, I participate in running aimlessly in an oval. However, I have a talent that you might not ever guess just by looking at me. I throw the javelin.

D-Day outdoes D-Day

"It was quiet until 8:00 a.m., when a distant rumble suddenly became an overwhelming earthquake and a barrage of students seized the area.” Sound like 1945? It was actually last Friday.

Ode to Joel

Is this the real Joel? Is he just fantasy? Caught in a landslide of UR hilarity.

Toddler detective, chapter 9

Against the best of my still-developing judgment, I decided to keep doing the only thing I know how to do in this crazy world—sleuthing.

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen presents: Cage ‘n’ Chicken

Aficionados of flavorful fowl from 15 states flocked on Friday to the Georgia headquarters of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. They weren’t prepared for what they were about to see.

Mel Sauce for President

In a political era that some have taken to calling “The Year of the Unnaturally Orange,” the Melanie Sauce's insurgent campaign may just have a shot.

Unbearable pepper spray: a grizzly experience

The eyes were too far apart to belong to a small animal and not dreamy enough to be Dan Stevens studying for his upcoming role as The Beast—that's when I knew we were dealing with a bear.

The Purrfect UR Applicant

My name is Toulouse Drukker, a year-and-a-half-old tabby cat, and with my personality, life experience, and accomplishments, I believe I will make a contribution to University as a student.

Failed SA prank angers students

Students were left reeling last Sunday in the wake of an April Fools’ Day prank gone wrong.