Humor
Narratives
A Meal for You and Megan
A cheating boyfriend learns why the new restaurant's name is pronounced "MEE-gan."
UR Joking
Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations
The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students.
UR Joking
Pawlicki hopes to regain ‘Most Reviled’ title
“Last week I was still considered the most repugnant person on campus. Now? I can’t even get sneered at in the hallway.”
Satire
The difficulties of living in Genesee Hall
You would think Genesee Hall to be perfect, but it actually has more problems than any of the others. Even the freshman quad.
Humor
Night King repairs weather machine
“It seemed perfect,” Seligman said. “This guy has winter trademarked, so if anyone could fix Rochester’s weather, it’s the Night King."
Nicolas Cage
Picolas Cage and the Chamber of Secrets
Faced with the real Nicolas Cage trapped in a life-sized pickle, I asked the cinematic legend what I could do to help.
Nicolas Cage
Picolas Cage
As a true Nicolas Cage fan, I know in my heart of hearts that the Picolas Cage is real.
Trump
Trump’s unofficial first 100 days
Despite many outlets characterizing his tenure so far as an unusually unproductive, Donald Trump has actually been successful in fulfilling most of his “unofficial” first-100-days checklist.
Athlete's Perspective
Confessions of a javelineer
Yes, I participate in running aimlessly in an oval. However, I have a talent that you might not ever guess just by looking at me. I throw the javelin.
D-Day
D-Day outdoes D-Day
"It was quiet until 8:00 a.m., when a distant rumble suddenly became an overwhelming earthquake and a barrage of students seized the area.” Sound like 1945? It was actually last Friday.
