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My nightly routine begins, as it always does, with an uninvited lullabye from my neighbor—the a sweet symphony of loud, thumping hip-hop music.

In Soviet Russia, abroad studies you

I'm a little nervous to study in Russia next year, but I'm sure taking shots with Putin will make it all worth it.

Toddler detective, chapter 8

A bare bulb in a dark room. I feel like I've woken up from an eleven month nap. I think I'm a very long way from my crib.

Noisy neighbors

It's time for today's edition of our very special game show, “Guess What My Upstairs Neighbors Are Doing!”

Dining lauded for creative seating solution

When there were too few seats in the newly remodeled Douglass Dining Hall, Dining Services came up with a novel solution for modulating the number of students at each meal.

Virus ravages campus

Researchers are baffled by the rapidly spreading virus, which experts believe is transmitted by python attacks during fishing incidents.

Weather machine repairs blamed for tuition hike

UR President Joel Seligman admitted that the University's weather machine has been broken since the particularly harsh winter of 2015.

Life after college athletics

A helpful guide for graduating athletes on how to leave the cult that is college sports.

What type of shower are you?

Answer these 11 questions to figure out what kind of shower you are! Number 10 will shock you!

Cage, the Elephant

Fans ranged from disappointed to infuriated as they left what they thought was supposed to be a rare Rochester performance…