Humor
UR Joking
Meridians seen wandering deserted River Campus may be ghosts
Corroborating reports from Public Safety, Facilities, and the student-led GhostbustURs have confirmed the presence of wandering spectral Meridians.
UR Joking
UR forced to build new dorms out of something besides asbestos
ResLife Director claims UR is totally unable to heat and insulate buildings without asbestos: "We only have so many trash cans that we can build fires in."
Political Comedy
Public Safety requests guns to ensure the safety of a completely deserted campus
Public Safety director Clark Livingston took the CT on a tour of all the potentially dangerous locations where students currently aren't.
UR Joking
CDCS found dead in Miami
Miami law enforcement found the site facedown in a drainage ditch after an extended spring break. CDCS is survived by Blackboard, Bluehive, and UR Student.
UR Joking
I tried to do D-Day at my home and now my parents think I have a drinking problem
In these trying times, I deserve a bacchanal. And like going on Disneychannel.com, I would just have to get my parent’s permission first.
UR Joking
I am braver than any U.S. Marine for reading the Humor Editor email archives
The Humor inbox is like the ocean — if you go really deep, farther than sunlight and the reach of God, you find truly alien creatures. Take a dive with me!
UR Joking
UR student stuck at Whipple Park Blue Line stop for over a month
The student, a first-year named Ursula Munds-Gurganus, had been buying Tide Pods at CVS and lunching at Chipotle for the third time in two days.
Political Comedy
Here’s how Barry can still win
It's 1986. It's 1962. It's 1988. It's 1981. It's 2020. It's 1991. It's 2024. It's 2016. No matter the year, Bernie and Barry Sanders share a destiny.
UR Tech
Find love in the time of corona with these quarantine date ideas!
Get to really know that person you’re sending snapchats of your ceiling to! Watch the movie critics are calling "Fight Club for White Women!"
UR Joking
How to telepathically kill someone who doesn’t know how to mute their zoom microphone
If they had only turned off their mic, things would be different — but the idiocy is unforgivable. They must be the sacrificial lamb.
