Humor
Trump
Trump’s unofficial first 100 days
Despite many outlets characterizing his tenure so far as an unusually unproductive, Donald Trump has actually been successful in fulfilling most of his “unofficial” first-100-days checklist.
Athlete's Perspective
Confessions of a javelineer
Yes, I participate in running aimlessly in an oval. However, I have a talent that you might not ever guess just by looking at me. I throw the javelin.
D-Day
D-Day outdoes D-Day
"It was quiet until 8:00 a.m., when a distant rumble suddenly became an overwhelming earthquake and a barrage of students seized the area.” Sound like 1945? It was actually last Friday.
Seligman
Ode to Joel
Is this the real Joel? Is he just fantasy? Caught in a landslide of UR hilarity.
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 9
Against the best of my still-developing judgment, I decided to keep doing the only thing I know how to do in this crazy world—sleuthing.
Nicolas Cage
Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen presents: Cage ‘n’ Chicken
Aficionados of flavorful fowl from 15 states flocked on Friday to the Georgia headquarters of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. They weren’t prepared for what they were about to see.
Mel Sauce
Mel Sauce for President
In a political era that some have taken to calling “The Year of the Unnaturally Orange,” the Melanie Sauce's insurgent campaign may just have a shot.
Narratives
Unbearable pepper spray: a grizzly experience
The eyes were too far apart to belong to a small animal and not dreamy enough to be Dan Stevens studying for his upcoming role as The Beast—that's when I knew we were dealing with a bear.
Admissions
The Purrfect UR Applicant
My name is Toulouse Drukker, a year-and-a-half-old tabby cat, and with my personality, life experience, and accomplishments, I believe I will make a contribution to University as a student.
SA
Failed SA prank angers students
Students were left reeling last Sunday in the wake of an April Fools’ Day prank gone wrong.
