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5K Challenge winner announced

The winning proposal in the annual 5K Challenge triumphed over ideas such as massage chairs and ski pants, despite having been submitted in crayon on the back of a pizza box.

Hell freezes over, campus stays open

Within the first day of Feldman’s presidency, temperatures plummeted over 30 degrees, freezing Rochester even deeper than the tunnels beneath the buildings.

Panhellenic Council hires hooded figures

In an unexpected — yet effective — measure, the University’s Panhellenic Executive Board has hired mysterious hooded figures to supervise formal recruitment.

How to be a normal person

Rochester students aren't always the most socially proficient. This handbook will help you learn to interact with actual human beings!

A bottle’s tale

Hey, you up there! I've been stepped on long enough. I'm ready to be listened to for once!

STEM students declare war

Pumpkin cannons pointed at the Drama House, STEM students were ready to take the humanities students down a notch.

Greek Life to return to its roots

After review by the University’s Interfraternity Council, Greek Life has decided to return to its humble roots.

Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations

The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students.

Pawlicki hopes to regain ‘Most Reviled’ title

“Last week I was still considered the most repugnant person on campus. Now? I can’t even get sneered at in the hallway.”

The difficulties of living in Genesee Hall

You would think Genesee Hall to be perfect, but it actually has more problems than any of the others. Even the freshman quad.