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Mel Sauce for President

In a political era that some have taken to calling “The Year of the Unnaturally Orange,” the Melanie Sauce's insurgent campaign may just have a shot.

Failed SA prank angers students

Students were left reeling last Sunday in the wake of an April Fools’ Day prank gone wrong.

Seniors launch 4th Presidential bid

Seniors Erik Chiodo and Chris Horgan have the rare opportunity to lose four consecutive elections, a feat as impressive as it is impossible.

UR unveils Spicy Green Chipotle Baja Double Major Leadership Initiative

Joel Seligman announced the selection of studies that the initiative offers, including “Cool Buffalo Chicken,” and “Poppin’ Jalepeno with Jack Cheddar.”

Senioritis ravages River Campus

Senior Kylie Smithe had "one of the worst days" of her college career—she had to pull her first all-dayer of the year.

Single Room Available for Subletter

My nightly routine begins, as it always does, with an uninvited lullabye from my neighbor—the a sweet symphony of loud, thumping hip-hop music.

Noisy neighbors

It's time for today's edition of our very special game show, “Guess What My Upstairs Neighbors Are Doing!”

Dining lauded for creative seating solution

When there were too few seats in the newly remodeled Douglass Dining Hall, Dining Services came up with a novel solution for modulating the number of students at each meal.

Virus ravages campus

Researchers are baffled by the rapidly spreading virus, which experts believe is transmitted by python attacks during fishing incidents.

Weather machine repairs blamed for tuition hike

UR President Joel Seligman admitted that the University's weather machine has been broken since the particularly harsh winter of 2015.