Elevating your elevator conversations
We’ve all been there, pressing that oh-so-shiny, round, absolutely irresistible button that will summon a hulking mass of metal to which you shall entrust your life to bring you up several hundred feet. The worst part of this death-trap-in-waiting? The most dreadful part of standing inside an iron cage hurtling skyward? Other people.
Frat boy Cupid and St. Valentine appear for Valentine’s Day
Skeptics, poets, unearthly deities battling for dominance, what would you have it: Love makes fools of us all.
Psychological Warfare: Midterms
It has come to light that one class had five midterms during the semester, resulting in a syllabus that created a rip in the time space continuum, which could become a ticking time bomb for Earth due to the inherent paradox of a test that happens at the midway point happening four more times during the semester.