CT Feet: I kidnap other students and steal their shoes, and you should too
Kidnapping (or as we say in the industry, “assisted vacation”) can be an exciting way to make quick cash, as well as some new friends!
Confused student learns that snow is not just a euphemism for cocaine
The would-be snow dealer, whose request for anonymity the Campus Times granted, hails from New Orleans, which may explain his confusion.
UR suggests ‘box, stick, and string approach’ as declining daddy alternative
The traps, part of a UR initiative entitled “I Don’t See Why You Should Be Entitled to Food,” will be available for pick-up at dining halls this Tuesday.
The Demon Girl Who Lives in the Tunnels: Satanic snowday!
Raised in the warm bowels of Hell, the coldest I ever got was when they blasted the AC in Hellementary School. But that doesn't mean I wasted my snow day!
CT Recommends: Going to Mount Hope Cemetery with a shovel and getting to it
To those concerned about legality: If you plan to take anything with you out of the cemetery, you can always call it an “archaeological discovery!"
This Quiz Will Reveal What Percent Rochester VSCO Girl You Are
When your Nike Air Force One crosses the barrier from first-year quad to frat quad, does MERT take your ass out? Then you may be a VSCO girl!