Meridians seen wandering deserted River Campus may be ghosts
Corroborating reports from Public Safety, Facilities, and the student-led GhostbustURs have confirmed the presence of wandering spectral Meridians.
UR forced to build new dorms out of something besides asbestos
ResLife Director claims UR is totally unable to heat and insulate buildings without asbestos: "We only have so many trash cans that we can build fires in."
Public Safety requests guns to ensure the safety of a completely deserted campus
Public Safety director Clark Livingston took the CT on a tour of all the potentially dangerous locations where students currently aren't.
I tried to do D-Day at my home and now my parents think I have a drinking problem
In these trying times, I deserve a bacchanal. And like going on Disneychannel.com, I would just have to get my parent’s permission first.
I am braver than any U.S. Marine for reading the Humor Editor email archives
The Humor inbox is like the ocean — if you go really deep, farther than sunlight and the reach of God, you find truly alien creatures. Take a dive with me!
UR student stuck at Whipple Park Blue Line stop for over a month
The student, a first-year named Ursula Munds-Gurganus, had been buying Tide Pods at CVS and lunching at Chipotle for the third time in two days.
How to telepathically kill someone who doesn’t know how to mute their zoom microphone
If they had only turned off their mic, things would be different — but the idiocy is unforgivable. They must be the sacrificial lamb.
An open letter to the girl we saw pick her nose on Zoom
Thanks to Zoom we are, despite our physical distance, now closer to our peers than ever before. And it turns out being close to our peers fucking sucks.
What do Sports Editors do when there are no sports?
Normally my duties include watching sports, talking to people who play sports, and writing about sports. These days I mostly just watch cockroach racing.