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Echo takes social media by storm

Rather than attempt actual, old-fashioned human contact, let our algorithms pick friends for you!

Poking fun at the news

California has banned sex for killer whales kept in captivity. In response, moviemakers are casting for the new installment of “Free Willy’s Willy.”

Queen Elsa’s retribution

Citing the failure that was the last Rochester winter, Ice Queen Elsa has promised to set things right this time around.

Poking fun at the news: Hulu, Obama, and Tracy McGrady

Tracy McGrady recently stated that Steph Curry’s unanimous MVP win is proof that the NBA is softer than it used to be. Yes, the NBA is too soft for a guy who’s name sounds like a Dr. Seuss character.

Poking fun at the news: Easter Bunny brawl, Yoda, and the U.S. Navy

While playing in a game, English soccer player Callum Camps was notified by the PA announcer that his car lights were on. Camps said he didn’t turn his lights off—because he couldn’t use his hands.

Poking Fun at the News: Disney movies, Cambodia, and Donald Trump

Cops arrested a suspect as he was driving around in a child’s bright pink toy car. The man is expected to be sentenced—to a very long timeout.

Poking fun at the news: Affluenza, extraterrestrials and Sanders tattoos

Another case of affluenza has been reported in Tarrant County, Texas. Doctors say that it isn’t contagious, but can be passed down from parent to child.

Poking fun at the news: Empty planes and missing cats

After takeoff, a Chinese woman found that she was the only passenger on the plane. It was swell, until she realized that the pilots were missing as well.

Innocent birthday party act turns sour

According to this shocked mom, the children described the clown as “offensively bad,” with tricks that were “unoriginal and not meant for this modern era.”

The earth is flat, and other B.o.B.-isms

As you were preoccupied with work, rapper B.o.B. suggested that the Earth wasn’t round. He then supported his statements with debunked theories to prove why.