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CT Recommends: Wikipedia

The official Campus Times guide to using Wikipedia! Pro-tip: Be sure not to get Google.com’s and Wikipedia’s “search bars” confused. They look very alike.

Make crazy money while still going to school with this one weird trick!

Getting a part time job at the University seems like a good idea, but you should avoid doing so at all costs. Here are three easy steps to make mega moolah in college!

Punxsutawney Phil gives State of the Forest address

From Bernie Loonders to Sean Parrotty, reactions were strong to President Punxsutawney Phil's State of the Forest Address.

The difficulties of living in Genesee Hall

You would think Genesee Hall to be perfect, but it actually has more problems than any of the others. Even the freshman quad.

Echo takes social media by storm

Rather than attempt actual, old-fashioned human contact, let our algorithms pick friends for you!

Poking fun at the news

California has banned sex for killer whales kept in captivity. In response, moviemakers are casting for the new installment of “Free Willy’s Willy.”

Queen Elsa’s retribution

Citing the failure that was the last Rochester winter, Ice Queen Elsa has promised to set things right this time around.

Poking fun at the news: Hulu, Obama, and Tracy McGrady

Tracy McGrady recently stated that Steph Curry’s unanimous MVP win is proof that the NBA is softer than it used to be. Yes, the NBA is too soft for a guy who’s name sounds like a Dr. Seuss character.

Poking fun at the news: Easter Bunny brawl, Yoda, and the U.S. Navy

While playing in a game, English soccer player Callum Camps was notified by the PA announcer that his car lights were on. Camps said he didn’t turn his lights off—because he couldn’t use his hands.

Poking Fun at the News: Disney movies, Cambodia, and Donald Trump

Cops arrested a suspect as he was driving around in a child’s bright pink toy car. The man is expected to be sentenced—to a very long timeout.