Narratives

Cage, the Elephant

Fans ranged from disappointed to infuriated as they left what they thought was supposed to be a rare Rochester performance…

Franklin and the chocolate factory

“Here we are,” said Scott Mistler-Ferguson, humor editor of the Campus Times, “this is the production room. This is where all the magic happens.”

I hate, therefore I am

Over winter break, in between stuffing my face with Christmas cookies and binge-watching episodes of “Glee,” I managed to read an entire book.

My brilliant but boycotted birthday bash

Ever since I turned nine my birthdays have gone downhill, all because some kids at school decided to boycott my birthday party.

A note from your housemates

Things are going to have to change between us now.

Divorcing the iPhone

I am proud to say I recently accomplished what few have managed to do before me. I left the iPhone.

Now taking applications for friends

Have you ever looked at one of your buddies and wondered why you two are friends?

Forget Canada, move to Africa

A lot of my American friends have been talking about moving to Canada if the big orange dictator with tiny hands wins the next election, but I think there are better destinations out there.

The man cold

Listen up, folks. We’re six whole weeks into the first semester, and it’s time to prepare yourself for the worst.

Master of trains

You may ask : What does it take to become the Master of Trains?