Narratives
journal
Journal of a lonely student exposed, published in Museum of Natural History
The deepest caverns of my psyche are stuffed with gauzy, stringy globs of caterpillar silk and rendered inaccessible. Welcome to my twisted mind.
D-Day
D-Day balloons hijacked by pirate ghost
According to historical records found in a deep, nearly forgotten corner of Rush Rhees Library, Captain Sykes was ridiculed by his piratical peers for choosing to ply fresh waters.
lamps
Got lamps?
I landed on the bright idea of @URLamps, the new designated spot for all UR students’ lighting fixture content!
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New quad animal reported, dubbed QuadScrat
From the Humor section: Outside, the squirrel clung tenuously to that skinny branch, jaw clamped on his acorn. Then came the wind. Rochester wind.
Narratives
How alligators made an April Fool out of me
I was curious as to what was so important. As it turned out, he had a very specific query. “How do you feel about alligators?”
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To all the Uber drivers I’ve loved before <3
From the April Fools section: Here’s to you, boys. Thank you for serving our streets and for bringing a light to my life. I will never forget you.
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The diary of a student forgotten in Whipple Park
Hello to whoever finds this in the future. My name is Chad Spike, and I’m quarantining in Whipple Park because I got COVID-19.
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Lake Ontario: shockingly bereft of crabs
So I went up to the lake, and ventured out onto the ice. A disclaimer: I know nothing about ice fishing.
Chicken
The human beauty of the internet
The world wide web is perhaps the most complete repository of human strangeness to ever exist.
