Narratives
#Fuck spiders
Southside spiders seriously spook Stella
Imagine my displeasure upon finding a gargantuan, lustrous-rumped, gangly-legged, octo-eyed, bitch-ass orb weaver staring at me from its tiny nest of butt string.
personal growth
Tony Hawk (maybe) gets bigger
Mr. Hawk has allegedly made a resurgence, and is quite possibly bigger than he’s ever been.
memes
Stock photo models afraid of becoming memes
“I’m just taking this class for an easy A, I’m not looking to become a meme,” junior Jen Erica Photo said.
groundboi
The underground professorhood: A groundboi night school
In the early hours of the morning with the cover of darkness and the moon high in the sky, a community of animals met at the stoop of a groundhog hole on the hill beside Jackson Court.
calendars
Manglesdorf launches campaign to end October
From the Humor Section: More major calendar-focused upheaval, such as changing November to Hendecavember and December to Dodecember will not be addressed during this survey period.
Ivy
UR to be Named an Ivy School
Nichols also said that whenever she looks at the ivy it “brings back fond memories of [her] rejection letter from Cornell,” and she’s not the only one!
grave robbing
Help! I can’t get rid of my quarantine body
People keep telling me to “get rid of my quarantine body,” and there’s only one explanation: I’ve been found out.
COVID-19
I have taken the Flag Lounge into my own hands
There were 163 flags hanging in the lounge, each one three by five feet. That’s a lot to just "hide." Where are they now?
COVID-19
My drug-induced quarantine haze
Two weeks is a long time to spend alone with your thoughts. Maybe too long.
