UR Joking
Google Drive
Fall cleaning: storage suggestions for your Google Drive
A proposed schedule for an interdisciplinary major you never created? A PDF that just has a singular smiley face on it in 72-point font? You’re past that. New Drive, new you. Read More
dnd
Critical Fail: New Tabletop Gaming Club Members Face Hazing
This club is renowned for its dicey decisions, and strict roles for all its members. The club in question was none other than the dastardly, the one and only: Tabletop RPG club. Read More
humor
Melanie Throws A Coup
I am tired of the self-serving bureaucracy in the rigid walls of academia standing strong at this institution. So I, like Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball, will knock them down to liberate our society from the siren’s trap of capitalist academia. Read More
UR Joking
Woodland Gods in Your Woods? It’s More Likely Than You Think.
To Whomever among the Petty Mortals It May Concern, We write to you, sinking to a level of pathetic bargaining hitherto unknown to immortal beings, to ask that you please, as humans say, fuck right off. Read More
Professors
“Tenure? I hardly know her!”
Assistant professors across the nation are fucking around. What’s the worst that could happen — no one giving them money? Read More
diary
Lonely Musings: A Mouse’s Memoir
Dear Diary: I got a piece of cheese from some student that thinks they’re the main character. Read More
meliora
The REAL Tips and Tricks for UR First-Years
Leave your bag on a desk in Rush Rhees for HOURS when you’re not there. Super cool dude :) Read More
humor
Move In Weekend: A Sports Commentary
Let me tell you folks, this is a real intense batch. We’ve already seen some creative use of sidewalk space, such as one first year Chatheiryn Smith, who took up 30 square feet of the PepsiCo Plaza with her nucleo-mercury retrograde-enlightened crystal collection. Read More
