Archives - Lilli Tamm
big fish small pond
‘Fish pledge’: the WCSA story
More troubling, she is one of the newer staff members: could this be a form of hazing? “If he dies, that’s on me,” she confides.
asbestos
There are freshmen in your walls
⛧ n̸̪̎̋à̶̡̜͔̍͐͝m̵̜̠̣͉̬̋̈́͘e̵̜͚̥͆̅̃̈́́ ̸̘̩̒̂ą̶̭̖̓̑n̴͎̍͆͗̋͐d̸̠̔ͅ ̸͕̻͔̪̙̽͛m̴̝̫̪̀͐ą̷̿̒̊̈ĵ̷͎̜̭̈́̄̀ö̷̳̫̥͓̭r̴̹̰̘̱͗̿͋̄̈́?̶̙̫̠̖͖̔̽ ⛧
hihi haha
The Joker Speaks: This guy thinks he’s funny?
They made new neighborhood watches to “keep an eye” on me and I’m now “on a List,” but what else is an honest guy to do for a good day’s work?
finals season
POV: help
I can submit this on time. I will not be ready to submit this on time. The submit button stares back at me. I avert my eyes.
eldritch taxes
The Taxman cometh
I know He is tempting me. The more I profit, the more he can take from me.
April Fool's
Wilder Tower boards vandalized
As of Monday, March 13, some new boards have been installed as replacements. They are roughly a quarter of the original boards’ dimensions.
April Fool's
Same soup, just reheated: the URTV soup story
“The main reaction was confusion.” What they really learned, adds Chang, is “before anyone can know anything, they always ask, ‘What flavor?’”
ambrosia fr
An ode to jungle juice
The jungle is calling. I need the juice. You guessed it, baby. The jungle juice!
borg
Jungle your juice
In case you have yet to juice your jungle, I am here to rock your world (respectfully). You’ve got the funny juice. You love the funny juice!
Administration
Confessions from a Workday enjoyer
Workday is my sport and I am winning so goddamn hard.
