Archives - Caden Dillon
April Fool's
Exclusive interview: the little guys inside the Wilco speakers
In an exclusive interview with the CT on Sunday, I sat down with Dirm Pittleford, the chieftain of the little guys in the Wilco speakers, to find out more.
edgy fanfic
Geedis 3: Need for Geed
I stifled a scream. “It’s okay, you can scream,” said Sarah Mangelsdorf. “I had this office specially soundproofed.” I screamed.
Geedis
GEEDISQUEST: A wholesome IRL Geedis side quest
On the most recent anniversary of my eviction from the womb, I turned the key to my dorm and swung open the door to discover a startling sight: Geedis.
Geedis
Review: The Land of Ta Season 1, Episode 18: “Where’s Geedis?” (1981)
You silly! Geedis cannot be killed. He is old. Older than the Sun and the Moon. And yet he is amiable, and a friend to everyone. You silly!
Geedis
Help, Geedis is leaking again
Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding?
Bee Campus
Dear Spirit Coordinator: please let me beat up Rocky
I want blood. I don’t know who the current Spirit Coordinator is, but if they’re reading this, I have only one word for them: coward.
hyperbowl
Stalking people on the Internet? You must be a Certified Bona Fide Journalism Man™!
No, Aunt Petricia, it would not be ethical for me to write an article about your famous beef stew, no matter how many it has inspired.
rage against the signage
I really, really dislike this sign
This is not only wrong, but downright un-American. I refuse to elaborate on how.
