Humor
Professors
Disgruntled professors launch “Rate My Students”
The courageous can head over to RateMyStudents.com for a conclusive answer to a different question: Just how much do your professors hate your guts? Read More
tiktok
Rekindling my religious fire with the Miami Boys Choir
One commenter on the original MBC video referred to the genre of music as “K-Pop (kosher pop),” and I haven’t stopped laughing at the randomness of this phenomenon in public whenever I think about it a little too hard. Read More
UR Joking
A guide to first-year attachment styles
The math isn’t mathing, and that’s good because it’s going to confuse the anxious-ambivalents, which was our goal all along. Read More
Secret mission
TOP SECRET: My life as an undercover freshman
Even after hours of simpering chatter over empty fry boats, I still have no goddamn clue why they flock to the Pit like fledgling geese scrambling to shit on my lawn. Read More
chemistry
Feel the Chemistry
There is no outside world: Existence is a prison, and carbon is my enemy. The fuck is a valence? Electric-type Pokémon did not prepare me for this shit. Read More
Stairs
A brief guide to the trials and tribulations regarding the steps of Rochester
This University, conveniently, has no consistency in their stair design: the first-year quad has some beefy steps and Wilco has tiny little bitch stairs. Read More
Google Drive
Fall cleaning: storage suggestions for your Google Drive
A proposed schedule for an interdisciplinary major you never created? A PDF that just has a singular smiley face on it in 72-point font? You’re past that. New Drive, new you. Read More
drama
Please worry, darling
People do love drama. Especially when they can pit women against each other! Read More
humor
The Poster Sale Story: A Vignette of Rochester’s failing micro-economy
While most college students are no stranger to scrambling to make ends meet, this year’s iteration of the Fall Poster Sale has brought on a new dimension to the word “broke.” From ickle firsties eagerly spending Mommy and Daddy’s money on a lil’ something special, to upperclassmen who have spent the summer grinding away for […]