Humor

An official Campus Times apology

The Campus Times office located in Wilson Commons is the home to not only losers who don’t have anything better to do with their Sundays, but a quote wall. Read More

Students mesmerized by multicultural celebration

“This feels like D-Day, but the D stands for diversity,” visibly-excited sophomore Chad Smith told the Campus Times during a mid-program intermission. Read More

Fight Fight Fuck You Up Club

The best debates are settled through violence, which is why SA decided to host this opportunity for students. Read More

The UR Student Guide for Lecture Preparation

As with many things in life, it’s all about being prepared. Read More

The Batman is the best bat-film of all bat-time

Anyways, Zoe Kravtiz can stomp me out on a curb. Read More

InFLUenced

It was a dark week in the history of Riverview G-401. It all started with the downfall of one unsuspecting suitemate, plagued by the sniffles on a seemingly normal Saturday morning. Assuming it’s spring allergies, we all (except the sniffles suitemate) moved on in life and attended the spring ‘Mela’, enjoying ourselves immensely. The next […]

D1 A Cappella

The YellowJackets ended their regular season with a 1–1 record after earning first place in the Central Quarterfinals. Read More

Free tuition? C’mon, UR is being too generous.

We all know that the more expensive something is, the more undoubtedly prestigious it is, duh. Read More

Lean output agreement reached between URMC & LPSA

Lean prices have dropped off steeply over the past month as the LPSA and URMC continued high outputs amid price disagreements while demand rapidly dropped off as consumers fled to ketamine in droves. Read More

UR fraternity hosts party exclusively for students with COVID-19

The event, titled “Staying Positive During the Pandemic,” took place last Friday, March 25 and reached about 70 students at its peak.  Read More