Humor
future
Getting Back on your Feet: The Take 6 Program
Take 6 helps students prepare for life after college by focusing on a specific field of study: how to move back in with your parents. Read More
dnd
Critical Fail: New Tabletop Gaming Club Members Face Hazing
This club is renowned for its dicey decisions, and strict roles for all its members. The club in question was none other than the dastardly, the one and only: Tabletop RPG club. Read More
humor
Melanie Throws A Coup
I am tired of the self-serving bureaucracy in the rigid walls of academia standing strong at this institution. So I, like Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball, will knock them down to liberate our society from the siren’s trap of capitalist academia. Read More
activism
New Technology Revolutionizes Student-Campaigning
With fresh eyes and even fresher 12-packs of multicolored chalk, candidates have taken to the sidewalks to quite literally get their name out there. Read More
UR Joking
Woodland Gods in Your Woods? It’s More Likely Than You Think.
To Whomever among the Petty Mortals It May Concern, We write to you, sinking to a level of pathetic bargaining hitherto unknown to immortal beings, to ask that you please, as humans say, fuck right off. Read More
Professors
“Tenure? I hardly know her!”
Assistant professors across the nation are fucking around. What’s the worst that could happen — no one giving them money? Read More
diary
Lonely Musings: A Mouse’s Memoir
Dear Diary: I got a piece of cheese from some student that thinks they’re the main character. Read More
meliora
The REAL Tips and Tricks for UR First-Years
Leave your bag on a desk in Rush Rhees for HOURS when you’re not there. Super cool dude :) Read More