Humor
flags
The flags are back!
Now, underclassmen can witness the flag lounge in all its glory. Read More
fight fight fight
Grounds crew exposed for hosting a groundhog fight ring
What better way to settle these territorial disputes than through an organized fighting ring? Read More
goldline
Shuttle Bus Transformer
The University of Rochester has been aware that the one of the shuttles our community takes is actually a weapon of mass destruction. Read More
elections
CT’s SA Election Suggestions
Here are some suggestions the Campus Times has compiled to make elections Ever Better. Read More
UR Joking
Elevating your elevator conversations
We’ve all been there, pressing that oh-so-shiny, round, absolutely irresistible button that will summon a hulking mass of metal to which you shall entrust your life to bring you up several hundred feet. The worst part of this death-trap-in-waiting? The most dreadful part of standing inside an iron cage hurtling skyward? Other people. Read More
fraternity
Frat boy Cupid and St. Valentine appear for Valentine’s Day
Skeptics, poets, unearthly deities battling for dominance, what would you have it: Love makes fools of us all. Read More
chatbot
Letter to the Editor: STFU, CHATBOT
Why the F*** are there more ChatBot emails in my inbox, huh? Read More
Midterms
Psychological Warfare: Midterms
It has come to light that one class had five midterms during the semester, resulting in a syllabus that created a rip in the time space continuum, which could become a ticking time bomb for Earth due to the inherent paradox of a test that happens at the midway point happening four more times during the semester. Read More
experiment
Psychology Bets
The students made bets on which major they thought they could get to burn down our beloved Rush Rhees Library Read More