Humor
Narratives
The Order of the Idiot
Need a professor stuck in a shouting match stalemate about why we can’t just print more money for the full lecture so there’s less content on the exam? Done. Want office hours monopolized by someone not even taking the class so your lukewarm take on Kant’s lack of relatability can shine by comparison? We got you. Read More
Campus Life
Dealing with Snow
Because this is The First Time Ever that snow has fallen, here’s how to deal with the snow that plagues this campus (we could really use some of that “global warming” now, amirite?). Read More
advice
Help! My Upstairs Neighbors are having Fun
About that Irish step dance class… oof. That’s “totes not chill,” as I’m sure you and your hip friends have often put it. No hat, or something. Read More
UR Joking
Learning from rejection
We pride ourselves on creating a brotherhood of increasing physical and mental fortitude. Read More
UR Joking
Rest In Pieces, Dr. ChatBot
The lack of emails to come has proven to take a gigantic toll on those motherfuckers who don’t clear out their inbox and brag about how many unread email notifications they have for the sole purpose of being completely insufferable. Read More
icebreakers
What your workshop icebreaker says about YOU
Roses & Thorns: It’s a classic for a reason, and that reason is narcissism. Read More
job interview
Erin Smith would like a job, please
“Ah, our initials are both E. S.” You laugh and immediately regret it. Read More
business majors
Intro to Home Economics, for Business Majors
"Week 1: Cooking - Students will learn how to crack open an egg and use an oven." Read More
sports
Everything is sports now
"One hot-press incident as a result of this new health kick: The University of Rochester Furs are running on life-size hamster wheels during their meetings." Read More