Humor
business majors
Intro to Home Economics, for Business Majors
"Week 1: Cooking - Students will learn how to crack open an egg and use an oven." Read More
sports
Everything is sports now
"One hot-press incident as a result of this new health kick: The University of Rochester Furs are running on life-size hamster wheels during their meetings." Read More
Insomnia
Insomniacs Anonymous
“Guys, guys! We have a new member! And people say advertising our meetings around midnight was a dumb idea,” your Virgil laughs. Read More
hookups
What if we kissed in breakout room 3… ahaha… jk… unless…
Thank god classes will be in person on Jan. 31 so we can all go back to good old random frat party hookups (and then ignoring said hookups for the next two weeks despite seeing them everywhere on campus). Read More
Depression
How to act like an adult even though there’s actually no point in existing anymore
Back then when it was fashionable to spread your face germs all over other people’s face germs at face germ-sharing parties, college life was nothing but bliss. So why aren’t you happy? Read More
Narratives
Confessions of a homicide-report hopeful
Am I hopeless? Is it the murder victim #70 shirt I wear? I keep it updated every week, to make sure I’m on top of everything. Besides, they leave the torso intact so it would make everything so much easier. Read More