Humor
prices
Want some stew? Your first born’ll do!
Each and every attendee is no doubt thrilled about paying more for the Exact Same Thing! Read More
pistachios
Pistachios becoming “disturbingly normalized,” warn centrists
“Finally, just in time for the midterms, they have something to unite them: disdain for the pistachio.” Read More
Games and Quizzes
Quiz: Should you chop your hair off?
Has your mother hung up on you in the middle of you saying "I love you?" Read More
Gourds
The Gourds of Wrath
You frighten me, Mr. Pumpkin. Your violent delights can only meet violent ends. Read More
humor
UR Approved for Tuition Increase
“If I’m lucky, I’ll be paying $100k in tuition by the time I graduate!” Read More
academics
Academic Rigor? I Barely Know Her
How could I, a student at such an academically rigorous university, be tricked into attending a university that was so academically rigorous?? Read More
Physics
Teach a Man to Physics, He’ll Eat the Exam
It may have been the stress of the impending examination, because my tummy was quite aggravated by my inability to find some nutrients in a timely manner, but I suddenly felt sick. Read More
ASMR
ASMR ruined my life, kidnapped my cat, and broke my headphones
There was something about a total stranger greeting me with a whispered “Hi, friend :)” and then pretending to touch my face that freaked me out. Read More