Humor

Want some stew? Your first born’ll do!

Each and every attendee is no doubt thrilled about paying more for the Exact Same Thing! Read More

Pistachios becoming “disturbingly normalized,” warn centrists

“Finally, just in time for the midterms, they have something to unite them: disdain for the pistachio.” Read More

Quiz: Should you chop your hair off?

Has your mother hung up on you in the middle of you saying "I love you?" Read More

The Gourds of Wrath

You frighten me, Mr. Pumpkin. Your violent delights can only meet violent ends. Read More

UR Approved for Tuition Increase

“If I’m lucky, I’ll be paying $100k in tuition by the time I graduate!” Read More

Tour Etiquette 101

Tours. We’ve got them! Read More

Academic Rigor? I Barely Know Her

How could I, a student at such an academically rigorous university, be tricked into attending a university that was so academically rigorous?? Read More

Teach a Man to Physics, He’ll Eat the Exam

It may have been the stress of the impending examination, because my tummy was quite aggravated by my inability to find some nutrients in a timely manner, but I suddenly felt sick. Read More

Comic: roommate agreement

"Listen, bud, at least I clean up my crumbs." Read More

ASMR ruined my life, kidnapped my cat, and broke my headphones

There was something about a total stranger greeting me with a whispered “Hi, friend :)” and then pretending to touch my face that freaked me out. Read More