Humor
beaver
Beavers: so vogue
With the lovable face of a muskrat paired with that irresistible tail of a platypus, what is not to love? Don’t even get me started on those phenomenal incisors. Read More
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Dining
UR offers so many amazing dining options
Crunchy on the outside, squishy and wet on the inside! Trust me on this one. The chicken is so good, you’ll be digesting it for days! Read More
recipe ideas
Fun, easy recipes to burn down your communal kitchen
I’ve compiled a list of the five best recipes for you to make in your communal kitchen. Brew mead, or something. Avoid scurvy! Read More
advice
Discouragement, motivation, and other unhelpful tips
Once you make it to hysterical laughter over the thought of the amount of work you have left to do, you’ve reached peak college nihilism. Join the club. I’m so proud of you! /s. Read More
Professors
Disgruntled professors launch “Rate My Students”
The courageous can head over to RateMyStudents.com for a conclusive answer to a different question: Just how much do your professors hate your guts? Read More
tiktok
Rekindling my religious fire with the Miami Boys Choir
One commenter on the original MBC video referred to the genre of music as “K-Pop (kosher pop),” and I haven’t stopped laughing at the randomness of this phenomenon in public whenever I think about it a little too hard. Read More
UR Joking
A guide to first-year attachment styles
The math isn’t mathing, and that’s good because it’s going to confuse the anxious-ambivalents, which was our goal all along. Read More
Secret mission
TOP SECRET: My life as an undercover freshman
Even after hours of simpering chatter over empty fry boats, I still have no goddamn clue why they flock to the Pit like fledgling geese scrambling to shit on my lawn. Read More
chemistry
Feel the Chemistry
There is no outside world: Existence is a prison, and carbon is my enemy. The fuck is a valence? Electric-type Pokémon did not prepare me for this shit. Read More