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It’s 11p.m. somehow?

Flintstones gummies and caffeine shall be my only saviors during the darker days of this semester. Read More

A survival guide to a cappella season

Tip #1 may help mitigate your frustration levels if you aren’t a fan of people getting overly hyped about making mouth sounds. Read More

Quiz: Should you chop your hair off?

Has your mother hung up on you in the middle of you saying "I love you?" Read More

Tour Etiquette 101

Tours. We’ve got them! Read More

Academic Rigor? I Barely Know Her

How could I, a student at such an academically rigorous university, be tricked into attending a university that was so academically rigorous?? Read More

Teach a Man to Physics, He’ll Eat the Exam

It may have been the stress of the impending examination, because my tummy was quite aggravated by my inability to find some nutrients in a timely manner, but I suddenly felt sick. Read More

ASMR ruined my life, kidnapped my cat, and broke my headphones

There was something about a total stranger greeting me with a whispered “Hi, friend :)” and then pretending to touch my face that freaked me out. Read More

Beavers: so vogue

With the lovable face of a muskrat paired with that irresistible tail of a platypus, what is not to love? Don’t even get me started on those phenomenal incisors.  Read More
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Discouragement, motivation, and other unhelpful tips

Once you make it to hysterical laughter over the thought of the amount of work you have left to do, you’ve reached peak college nihilism. Join the club. I’m so proud of you! /s. Read More

Disgruntled professors launch “Rate My Students”

The courageous can head over to RateMyStudents.com for a conclusive answer to a different question: Just how much do your professors hate your guts? Read More