UR Joking
PRR sucks
Please don’t look at me while I’m studying
I almost felt like a real college student for a second, instead of the precarious pyramid of nocturnal raccoons (in sunglasses and a trench coat, of course) that I actually am. Read More
eject me now
Comic: UR sus
Failure to complete tasks results in expulsion from this school. Read More
dirt
Tunneling club reaches new tunnels
Tunnels come in many shapes and sizes, primarily tunnel-like and fuckery-like. Read More
ever better
Quiz: Should you overload next semester?
Do you have friends/a social life? "A. If my laptop, iPad, and three-foot stack of biology notes count, then yes." Read More
bees
Buzzz-buzzz
They moved in packs, resembling clouds of yellow pain. Their intent: to drive students into buildings, away from campus center, and just generally insane. Read More
cult yelp
Grading the cults on campus
Student Association: You think they would have better things to do with their time instead of larping House of Cards. Read More
bean worship
The return of ye olde Peet’s
I must give thanks for this returning brew, for more equally dispersing the Bean-worshippers across a third location. Read More
angst
It’s 11p.m. somehow?
Flintstones gummies and caffeine shall be my only saviors during the darker days of this semester. Read More
A Cappella
A survival guide to a cappella season
Tip #1 may help mitigate your frustration levels if you aren’t a fan of people getting overly hyped about making mouth sounds. Read More
Games and Quizzes
Quiz: Should you chop your hair off?
Has your mother hung up on you in the middle of you saying "I love you?" Read More