Political Comedy
donald trump
Donald Trump’s quest for world peace
Donald Trump’s foreign policy approach is to “shout loudly and grab your small dick; *they’ll* go far.” Read More
a discussion
UR College Republicans protest Trump admin’s threats to free speech
"College Republicans around the country have spent the better part of a decade professing their absolute commitment to free speech, so why would we be silent now?" said the president of the club. Read More
candidates
Voting day: Rochester’s newest school tradition
If you thought Meliora Weekend was fun, with highlights such as the giant “Meliora” sign, food trucks, and the obviously run-down Ferris Wheel, brace yourselves for UR’s newest tradition. With the highest-stake Election Day coming up on Nov. 5, the University has now introduced the All-School Election Race, a University-wide contest promoting political polarization on […]
pistachios
Pistachios becoming “disturbingly normalized,” warn centrists
“Finally, just in time for the midterms, they have something to unite them: disdain for the pistachio.” Read More
elections
CT’s SA Election Suggestions
Here are some suggestions the Campus Times has compiled to make elections Ever Better. Read More
Political Comedy
Biden-Mangelsdorf affair revealed
This yet-to-be-formally-confirmed bombshell is expected to send huge waves through Washington and Rochester alike. Read More
Political Comedy
UR Alum and Ex-Trump aide reveals former president thought COVID-19 was Xi Jinping prank
Desperate not to be the victim of yet another one of Xi’s pranks, Trump ignored what he saw as a fake crisis. Read More
Political Comedy
Email from a distraught, unvaccinated donor
Nobody told me there was a cutoff for illegal benefits, and it would have been nice to know considering my most recent donation of $150 and two black market kidneys seems to total only $5 net value under the apparent “official” vaccine “price.” Read More
#Sheeple
Wake up sheeple!
Decked from head to toe in sheepskin vests, fluffy boots, and sheep-adorned masks, you’ll never guess what twist this group of FOX News viewers pulled on the “ridiculous CDC regulations.” Read More
Anti-racism
Anti-racist DPS policy to include blindfolds
DPS plans to have all officers wear blindfolds or horse blinders when driving because, “if we can’t see their face, we can’t tell their race.” Read More
