Brian Ly
Humor Editor
Class of 2027
bly@u.rochester.edu
concoction
I got tired of eating Pit food, so I made my own concoction
I’ve long since started getting food from off-campus (E Suki and Taichi my beloved), but recently I’ve considered giving campus food another try — this time, on my own terms.
independence
Nobody is coming to save you.
At the end of the day, you have to realize that you are responsible for your own life and outcomes. Nobody is coming to save you. You have to learn to save yourself.
badminton
See my summer? Very interesting, very busy
I could probably shuttlecock a shuttle. Shuttle a shuttlecock. Shuttle a cock? With my eyes closed.
insanity
Where’s Waldo? Inside of us all along.
Flipping through the next few pages, I spent less time finding Waldo. I was only thrown off when they added red herrings.
disinformation
The solution to all of your problems
I feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins, giving me the power of 10 elephants. With one vitamin gummy, I can lift cars.
777
5 a.m. deliriousness
Out of 10 games of chance, I would always lose at least nine. The few games I did win were always won because the other players pitied me.
Bird
Did you hear a bird today?
Every morning, I wake up early and run around campus, chirping loud enough so people would be able to hear me, even deep in their sleep.
Gilbert
The PumpKing
Ready to take the pumpkin out on a walk, we looked for it within our lounge. But it wasn’t there. Had someone taken it?
Gleason
Go To Sleep, UR!
“Hat Man appeared within the intersection of reality and imagination, in the world between sleepiness and wakefulness.”
abacus
Libraries out of calculators, students turn to the dark arts
In replacement of the calculators, the libraries have begun to hand out abacuses to students, and offering lessons on how to use them.
