Brian Ly
Humor Editor
Class of 2027
bly@u.rochester.edu
Brian Ly, currently one of the Humor Editors for the Campus Times, is an Electrical and Computer Engineering (ECE) major. Outside of the CT, he enjoys reading novels, listening to music, and taking photos.
Christmas
‘Twas a long night in Gleason
’Twas a long night in Gleason, when all through the room / Not a person was stirring, a silence of gloom.
Alumni
The birth, life, and death of a Campus Times editor
Their voice begins to get higher and higher when, finally, they explode into rays of light and a Campus Times Editor is born.
meliora
Meliora Weekend gets ever worse
At this point, I realized that it was pointless to run. The only way for this disaster to end was to sacrifice myself.
condiments
Sausage fingers
are the fingers edible? Why are their mouths frothing with mustard and ketchup? Are the hotdogs spraying out ketchup?
donald trump
Donald Trump’s quest for world peace
Donald Trump’s foreign policy approach is to “shout loudly and grab your small dick; *they’ll* go far.”
D-Day
Following D-Day example, University professor tries to bag the huzz
Rattled by Pope Francis’ death, 89-year-old University professor Ben Dover decided the only way to find peace was to watch…
extremely funny and relatable
Extremely funny and relatable humor article
This was The Funniest Article. Ever. and I was just so impressed by my own writing that I couldn’t help but to share it with everyone.
comedy
Michael Che’s Winterfest set welcomes lackluster comedy and announces his exit from SNL
Perhaps the most notable takeaway from this is Michael Che’s statement that he may be leaving SNL. What he intends to do afterward is unknown, but I’d urge him to reconsider if he’s looking to pivot back to stand-up.
articles
‘Well-informed’ opinion once again submitted without any sources
In a society full of rampant misinformation and blatantly biased news sources, the Campus Times is proud to work with extremely well-researched opinion articles that are submitted without any references to sources.
Cover Letter
Flirting with your hiring managers
If you’d allow me the pleasure of gracing the hallowed halls of your esteemed company, it would endear me greatly.
