When you think of “World Peace,” you think of a world with no more conflict. A world where everyone gets along and there is no more war. Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but there’s no realistic way for that to happen. No one understands the path to World Peace — at least, no one better than President Donald Trump.

Don’t understand how that’s possible? Well, let’s observe Theodore Roosevelt’s foreign policy approach. He said to “speak softly and carry a big stick; you’ll go far,” meaning to negotiate peacefully but having strength in case things go wrong.

With that in mind, Donald Trump’s foreign policy approach is to “shout loudly and grab your small dick; *they’ll* go far.” I think this correctly encapsulates his style of leadership, where he shows the world the “girth” of his “power.” And then they’ll all be intimidated into “bending to his will.” Like, slay short king, go and mog the huzz with your chopped aura?

How does this contribute to world peace? Very simple. By scaring the other nations away, we will have the space to develop as an independent nation, while the other nations can form a united front against us. What better way to enforce peace than by having other nations unite against a common enemy?

Of course, Donald Trump has foreseen this from the beginning. There’s a reason that he’s aiming for the Nobel Prize for Peace.

 

 



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