Humor

‘My frat isn’t like the other ones’

According to Sigma Psi Delta President and campus leader Hugh Stellar, SPD isn’t like the fraternities you hear about in the news. Read More

Charles, toddler detective

I’ve half a mind to call Mommy for a stiff glass of juicey when the source of trouble stumbles into the room on pink light-up Skechers. Read More

And the rest isn’t history

I thought I might share with you the knowledge that I have acquired while being enrolled in Fictional History 101. Read More

The 12 days of Rochester

I couldn’t help but be inspired to combine my desire to be back in Rochester with the dreadful carols overplayed over break. Read More

A proposal to make football safer

Players would be much less likely to damage each other if all the padding was just removed entirely. Read More

ISIS releases official statement thanking Trump

ISIS heaped praise on The Donald for his most recent definitely-legal-and-practical policy position, claiming nothing they could do would be more valuable in their jihad against the West. Read More

Sleeping pods believed to be unproductive

A bizarre sight was spotted in the quiet section of Gleason Library; students were found what is believed to be sleeping in the pods funded by last year’s SA 5K challenge. Read More

This article is late

Before I start this article, I want to thank my editor for giving me an extension. Read More

R.I.P., Bobby Jindal’s 2016 presidential campaign

Today, we mourn Bobby Jindal, the two-term Republican governor of the great state of Louisiana. Read More

Hello? Hello!

My grandpa is getting to that age where he can’t hear anything you say and will interject with a “Huh?,” “What?” or “Hello?” several times during any given conversation. Read More