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Closing remarks

Friends and loyal reader, this will be last piece of work as a “humor” writer for the Campus Times.

Norovirus evades Public Safety

As I am sure the majority of you have heard by now, the notorious and nefarious Norovirus has invaded the River Campus this week. Symptoms of this virus include fatigue, nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting, and being a real party pooper.

The end of the world as we know it

Can someone explain to me what in God’s name Macaroni and Cheese Soup is?

An open letter that should be closed

Wow. I’ve never written an open letter before, but now I feel really good about myself.

Snow day better than no day

What I’m going to do here is provide a play-by-play of how I spent the day at my off-campus home, and why, if you didn’t do exactly as I did, you were wrong.

‘My frat isn’t like the other ones’

According to Sigma Psi Delta President and campus leader Hugh Stellar, SPD isn’t like the fraternities you hear about in the news.

Chafee pleased by debate performance

LAS VEGAS—A smile ran across democratic presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee’s face as he came to a bold realization: this question…