Humor
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Hulu, Obama, and Tracy McGrady
Tracy McGrady recently stated that Steph Curry’s unanimous MVP win is proof that the NBA is softer than it used to be. Yes, the NBA is too soft for a guy who’s name sounds like a Dr. Seuss character. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Easter Bunny brawl, Yoda, and the U.S. Navy
While playing in a game, English soccer player Callum Camps was notified by the PA announcer that his car lights were on. Camps said he didn’t turn his lights off—because he couldn’t use his hands. Read More
UR Joking
Norovirus evades Public Safety
As I am sure the majority of you have heard by now, the notorious and nefarious Norovirus has invaded the River Campus this week. Symptoms of this virus include fatigue, nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting, and being a real party pooper. Read More
Narratives
Slogan debunker
Hello, again! My name is Pete, and somehow I’m still the CT’s Senior Slogan Debunker. I’ve been tasked with assessing the logic behind some popular slogans, so let’s see how they hold up. Read More
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 7
I’m suddenly very aware of my legs not being able to touch the ground from the hybrid highchair/barstool here at the Dirty Diaper. Read More
UR Joking
Fott Scu plays Trump card in SA campaign
“We are going to build a wall. Oh, and RIT will pay for it.” Read More
UR Joking
SA president Grant Dever gets a haircut
Look, sometimes things change and there isn’t anything you can do about it. Read More
Narratives
I have a problem
I'm a firm believer that life boils down to a few simple things. Character, charisma, intelligence, and personality all come to mind. Read More
Dining
The end of the world as we know it
Can someone explain to me what in God’s name Macaroni and Cheese Soup is? Read More
Narratives
An open letter that should be closed
Wow. I’ve never written an open letter before, but now I feel really good about myself. Read More
