Humor
UR Joking
Bad advice from Brian
Dear Brian, how do I know whether I should pass/fail a class? Read More
Satire
Queen Elsa’s retribution
Citing the failure that was the last Rochester winter, Ice Queen Elsa has promised to set things right this time around. Read More
Narratives
Broken records
With his alarm blasting, head ringing, and heart sinking, senior Erik Franclin dragged himself out of bed. Read More
UR Joking
Security commission recommends arming Seligman
“We’re hoping this will really cut down on underage drinking on campus.” Read More
Political Comedy
Arson bill gets burned
Late Friday night, the U.S. House of Representatives brought down a bill to ban Arson® brand lighter fluid in a straight party-line vote. Read More
Narratives
The importance of flossing
You see, I have nice teeth. Like, REALLY nice teeth. Read More
Fitness
The CrossFit cult
The summer before I entered eighth grade, my dad made the executive decision to immerse our family in a cult. Read More
Political Comedy
Trump v. Yeezy 2020: A Bernie voter’s look back at 2016
This week, Pulitzer Prize–winning journalist Ryan Seacrest sits down for an interview with “Whitey McLiberal,” a voter who wrote in Bernie Sanders in 2016, allowing Donald Trump to narrowly defeat Hillary Clinton. Read More
Narratives
Examples of how I don’t know what I’m doing
Can I please be a dancing, Hebrew-speaking, brain-researching, religious-sex-expert please? Anyone hiring? Read More
UR Joking
Closing remarks
Friends and loyal reader, this will be last piece of work as a “humor” writer for the Campus Times. Read More
