Archives - Sarah Jones

Noisy neighbors

It's time for today's edition of our very special game show, “Guess What My Upstairs Neighbors Are Doing!”

The man cold

Listen up, folks. We’re six whole weeks into the first semester, and it’s time to prepare yourself for the worst.

My demonic pet hamster

I was dead-set on getting a hamster.

The CrossFit cult

The summer before I entered eighth grade, my dad made the executive decision to immerse our family in a cult.