Humor
Satire
Poking fun at the news
California has banned sex for killer whales kept in captivity. In response, moviemakers are casting for the new installment of “Free Willy’s Willy.” Read More
Narratives
The man cold
Listen up, folks. We’re six whole weeks into the first semester, and it’s time to prepare yourself for the worst. Read More
UR Joking
UR to build theme park with extra money
Just like that, the University had once again set to work on another goddamn construction project. Read More
Narratives
Master of trains
You may ask : What does it take to become the Master of Trains? Read More
Humor
Bad advice from Brian
Most of my nights are spent drinking dates and going on beers with women. Read More
Political Comedy
Survivors of the presidential debate drinking game
It had seemed simple, but they’d been so wrong. Read More
Narratives
It’s okay to wear fur
When I purchase Sperrys, no one reminds me that a cow had to die for my shoes. Read More
Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton’s real disease
Hillary Clinton has been struggling for years with the Presidential Bug. Read More
Humor
In memoriam of Margaret Tyrell
In case the title didn’t sufficiently allude to this fact, this article will contain spoilers on the hit HBO show, “Game of Thrones.” Read More