Archives - Chris Cook
Humor
Life after college athletics
A helpful guide for graduating athletes on how to leave the cult that is college sports.
Narratives
My brilliant but boycotted birthday bash
Ever since I turned nine my birthdays have gone downhill, all because some kids at school decided to boycott my birthday party.
Narratives
Divorcing the iPhone
I am proud to say I recently accomplished what few have managed to do before me. I left the iPhone.
Sports
Student athletes sound off on new locker rooms
As a member of the track and cross country teams, this is exciting news. As a senior, this news is a bit annoying.
Satire
Innocent birthday party act turns sour
According to this shocked mom, the children described the clown as “offensively bad,” with tricks that were “unoriginal and not meant for this modern era.”
Narratives
A proposal to make football safer
Players would be much less likely to damage each other if all the padding was just removed entirely.
