Humor
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Affluenza, extraterrestrials and Sanders tattoos
Another case of affluenza has been reported in Tarrant County, Texas. Doctors say that it isn’t contagious, but can be passed down from parent to child. Read More
Narratives
Snow day better than no day
What I’m going to do here is provide a play-by-play of how I spent the day at my off-campus home, and why, if you didn’t do exactly as I did, you were wrong. Read More
UR Joking
UR snow problems
“We are really sorry, but in our defense, we even thought that the school would be closed,” Austin Cook, Director of Plowing at the University of Rochester, said in response to student complaints of excess snow on pathways. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news: Empty planes and missing cats
After takeoff, a Chinese woman found that she was the only passenger on the plane. It was swell, until she realized that the pilots were missing as well. Read More
Narratives
A real, surviving, Bachelor, American Idol
With the spring TV season fully back into swing, lets consider some lessons of famous reality shows. Read More
Toddler Detective
Charles, toddler detective, chapter 2: A fence named picket
It’s never good to deal with guys who have tummy aches—who knows what’ll make ‘em snap? Read More
Abroad
Scandinavian shenanigans in Sweden
When I first came to Sweden, I wasn’t sure what to expect other than meatballs, cold weather, and every Swede’s almost embarrassing mastery of English. Read More
Satire
Innocent birthday party act turns sour
According to this shocked mom, the children described the clown as “offensively bad,” with tricks that were “unoriginal and not meant for this modern era.” Read More
2016 Election
Political ice cream for 2016
With so many strong candidates this current presidential race, it can often seem difficult to discern who among them is worthy of the toughest job on the planet. Read More
Satire
The earth is flat, and other B.o.B.-isms
As you were preoccupied with work, rapper B.o.B. suggested that the Earth wasn’t round. He then supported his statements with debunked theories to prove why. Read More
