Humor
UR Joking
5K Challenge 2016 Analysis
I’ll be honest: I’m still a little hurt that my 5K Challenge proposal was denied. Read More
Political Comedy
Putin probably ordered hit on Litvinenko, surprisingly
It was pretty shocking the other day when I read the news and saw that Putin probably killed an ex-Russian-turned-U.K.-citizen special agent. Read More
Satire
‘My frat isn’t like the other ones’
According to Sigma Psi Delta President and campus leader Hugh Stellar, SPD isn’t like the fraternities you hear about in the news. Read More
Toddler Detective
Charles, toddler detective
I’ve half a mind to call Mommy for a stiff glass of juicey when the source of trouble stumbles into the room on pink light-up Skechers. Read More
Satire
And the rest isn’t history
I thought I might share with you the knowledge that I have acquired while being enrolled in Fictional History 101. Read More
UR Joking
The 12 days of Rochester
I couldn’t help but be inspired to combine my desire to be back in Rochester with the dreadful carols overplayed over break. Read More
Narratives
A proposal to make football safer
Players would be much less likely to damage each other if all the padding was just removed entirely. Read More
Humor
ISIS releases official statement thanking Trump
ISIS heaped praise on The Donald for his most recent definitely-legal-and-practical policy position, claiming nothing they could do would be more valuable in their jihad against the West. Read More
Humor
Sleeping pods believed to be unproductive
A bizarre sight was spotted in the quiet section of Gleason Library; students were found what is believed to be sleeping in the pods funded by last year’s SA 5K challenge. Read More
Narratives
This article is late
Before I start this article, I want to thank my editor for giving me an extension. Read More
