Humor

The Gourds of Wrath

You frighten me, Mr. Pumpkin. Your violent delights can only meet violent ends. Read More

UR Approved for Tuition Increase

“If I’m lucky, I’ll be paying $100k in tuition by the time I graduate!” Read More

Tour Etiquette 101

Tours. We’ve got them! Read More

Academic Rigor? I Barely Know Her

How could I, a student at such an academically rigorous university, be tricked into attending a university that was so academically rigorous?? Read More

Teach a Man to Physics, He’ll Eat the Exam

It may have been the stress of the impending examination, because my tummy was quite aggravated by my inability to find some nutrients in a timely manner, but I suddenly felt sick. Read More

Comic: roommate agreement

"Listen, bud, at least I clean up my crumbs." Read More

ASMR ruined my life, kidnapped my cat, and broke my headphones

There was something about a total stranger greeting me with a whispered “Hi, friend :)” and then pretending to touch my face that freaked me out. Read More

Beavers: so vogue

With the lovable face of a muskrat paired with that irresistible tail of a platypus, what is not to love? Don’t even get me started on those phenomenal incisors.  Read More
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UR offers so many amazing dining options

Crunchy on the outside, squishy and wet on the inside! Trust me on this one. The chicken is so good, you’ll be digesting it for days! Read More

Fun, easy recipes to burn down your communal kitchen

I’ve compiled a list of the five best recipes for you to make in your communal kitchen. Brew mead, or something. Avoid scurvy! Read More