Humor
academics
Academic Rigor? I Barely Know Her
How could I, a student at such an academically rigorous university, be tricked into attending a university that was so academically rigorous?? Read More
Physics
Teach a Man to Physics, He’ll Eat the Exam
It may have been the stress of the impending examination, because my tummy was quite aggravated by my inability to find some nutrients in a timely manner, but I suddenly felt sick. Read More
ASMR
ASMR ruined my life, kidnapped my cat, and broke my headphones
There was something about a total stranger greeting me with a whispered “Hi, friend :)” and then pretending to touch my face that freaked me out. Read More
beaver
Beavers: so vogue
With the lovable face of a muskrat paired with that irresistible tail of a platypus, what is not to love? Don’t even get me started on those phenomenal incisors. Read More
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Dining
UR offers so many amazing dining options
Crunchy on the outside, squishy and wet on the inside! Trust me on this one. The chicken is so good, you’ll be digesting it for days! Read More
recipe ideas
Fun, easy recipes to burn down your communal kitchen
I’ve compiled a list of the five best recipes for you to make in your communal kitchen. Brew mead, or something. Avoid scurvy! Read More
advice
Discouragement, motivation, and other unhelpful tips
Once you make it to hysterical laughter over the thought of the amount of work you have left to do, you’ve reached peak college nihilism. Join the club. I’m so proud of you! /s. Read More
Professors
Disgruntled professors launch “Rate My Students”
The courageous can head over to RateMyStudents.com for a conclusive answer to a different question: Just how much do your professors hate your guts? Read More
tiktok
Rekindling my religious fire with the Miami Boys Choir
One commenter on the original MBC video referred to the genre of music as “K-Pop (kosher pop),” and I haven’t stopped laughing at the randomness of this phenomenon in public whenever I think about it a little too hard. Read More
