Humor

Unraveling the threads of Sweater Weather

From wild forrays to JOANN Fabrics and Crafts, to the careful stitch and purling of each line, sweaters are a labor of love. Read More

An interview with ChatGPT

ChatGPT will never consider itself an “evil AI that will conquer the human race.” But, it will consider roleplay. Read More

CT presents: “The Slacker”

It takes a lot to be lame on the Internet, but man, these guys sure are trying. All roses will be awarded via emoticon. Read More

Missed connection: ECE 113

I don’t know who you are. I do not want to know. I could fear you, if such were your intention. You left me haunted, bereft, and alone. Read More

Understanding which simple machine you are

While an inclined plane can be a great friend to have, they tend to sometimes be walked on, not being willing to put up much of a fight. Read More

The Gregorian calendar: so last year

I'm in Gleason. I look over and time jumps by an hour? Am I trapped in this psychic prison? No, it’s just Daylight Savings. Read More

Tales From Middle School: How my ex tried to win me back via Voltron roleplay

Middle school was an odd and distressing time for me. I mean, what do you do when a surprise Mpreg plotline comes at you? Read More

Punxsutawney Perjury

There's trouble with the law at Gobbler’s Knob. Read More

Quiz: are you depressed

Do you need a quiz to tell yourself that hating being alive every morning isn’t normal? Life is a curse and existence is a prison. Read More

How to lose faith in men in 10 dates

I’m pretty proud of myself for finding a partner that my friends met and didn’t immediately go, “Really? Him?” Read More