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Tips on how to survive middle school
Rochester – as a former middle schooler, I am here to offer up some tips on how to survive it in case you fall into a wormhole and find yourself 13 years old again.
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The time I almost died
Everyone else had the same idea as me, everyone had leapt off the blanket. Everyone except for my three-year-old brother.
fireworks tomfoolery
The time I almost died
I don’t know exactly what happened, but something went wrong. I was busy laughing about something when suddenly, I heard a deafening noise.
hallowed halls of middle school
Tips on How to Survive Middle School
You are expected to take your socks and shoes off and place your feet on your desk. Your teacher and classmates will see you as the alpha.
dancey dance
Tales from Middle School: Gay panic at the mambo
She was gorgeous. She had short black hair, a short black dress, and was way out of my league. And what she did next baffles me to this day.
hallowed halls of middle school
Tales From Middle School: How my ex tried to win me back via Voltron roleplay
Middle school was an odd and distressing time for me. I mean, what do you do when a surprise Mpreg plotline comes at you?