Humor
Concerts
Eastman Announces Woodstock Revival
“Woodstock ‘23,” is set for June 23 through June 25, and will feature an array of artists whom the organizers claim students will definitely love. Please. Read More
Bob Dylan
CT Drinks: Intense Milk Cocktails
Do you consider yourself a cocktail connoisseur? Experiment with Upstate Farm’s finest dairy product, Intense Milk, in your concoctions! Read More
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ELVIS WINS BEST PICTURE! LUHRMANN MISSES DICAPRIO!
Austin Butler won an Oscar for his role in “Elvis,” but there must have been someone, or something, missing for Luhrmann. My guess is Leonardo DiCaprio. Read More
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Jungle your juice
In case you have yet to juice your jungle, I am here to rock your world (respectfully). You’ve got the funny juice. You love the funny juice! Read More
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Smartest Simon Business School student
Professors offer extra credit to students willing to do their dirty work. Read More
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The time I almost died
I don’t know exactly what happened, but something went wrong. I was busy laughing about something when suddenly, I heard a deafening noise. Read More
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A Shrekcellent way to deal with stress
It is here that they worship none other than “Shrek.” Every member must show up with a red flower bearing blue thorns as a symbolic offering. Read More
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Tips on How to Survive Middle School
You are expected to take your socks and shoes off and place your feet on your desk. Your teacher and classmates will see you as the alpha. Read More
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Your River Campus bathroom horoscope
Maybe it's messy, the drains are always clogged, and it smells weird, but at the end of the day, that first-year quad bathroom raised you. Read More
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Tales from Middle School: Gay panic at the mambo
She was gorgeous. She had short black hair, a short black dress, and was way out of my league. And what she did next baffles me to this day. Read More