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Research at Rochester: Campus Times staff on increased attraction levels to writers

There is a visible upward trend in levels of perceived attractiveness for those who write for the Campus Times. If you squint. Read More

A chat with engineers on the engineering superiority complex

Complaining to a friend about your upcoming philosophy paper due? Well, actually, shut up, because listen, they’re an engineer, and they’ve probably spent more hours of their lives on their weekly problem sets than you have sleeping. Read More

Tips on how to survive middle school

Rochester – as a former middle schooler, I am here to offer up some tips on how to survive it in case you fall into a wormhole and find yourself 13 years old again. Read More

The time I almost died

Everyone else had the same idea as me, everyone had leapt off the blanket. Everyone except for my three-year-old brother.  Read More

An ode to jungle juice

The jungle is calling. I need the juice. You guessed it, baby. The jungle juice! Read More

How to be the best journalist ever

Maybe you’re rawdogging a Culture article about Dream from Minecraft at 3 p.m. mid-midterms haze. Read More

Head to Headboard: Cardiac arrest via Rochesterian grub staple

For the layperson, Rochester (the city) means about three different things: RIT, the University of Rochester (if they don’t think that’s just RIT said differently), and the garbage plate. Read More

Notes by Nadia: The joys of tour season

If these kids are potential UR material, they should be treated as such. Read More

Chat GPT reviews the Campus Times

The Campus Times is a student-run newspaper that has been serving the University of Rochester community since 1873. The newspaper covers a wide range of topics, including news, features, opinion pieces, sports, arts, and culture. The newspaper is published weekly during the academic year and is available in print and online.  One of the standout […]

A Shrekcellent Way to Deal with Stress

Happiness does not necessarily come from a cult; it comes from a sense of community. Read More