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You can no longer cause fires thru microwaving a fork. I can no longer spread the true words of z0rg. All I wanted, as an honest working man, is to have a nice, five-minute, Union mandated smoke break. But no! They can’t give me that. They have to just go to some narcotic filled party, drunk, and smash a fucking champagne bottle, right next to my smoke spot. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences strike again. The modern man can be more cruel than a caveman of the past, as a cruel caveman will get unalived in Minecraft for being cruel. The modern man, however, is protected by the limp dick school officials that don’t want to tarnish the school’s name. The modern man plays Muppets with his fellow traitors to the state and drinks the blood of Kool Aid Man since he’s too weak for real blood.

I love balls. I absolutely adore big juicy balls filling the cavity between my cheeks. I absolutely crave the taste of big Italian meatballs going thru my cheeks. There is something magical about them balls. What’s even better is when it comes w/ the white nectar. It’s also great when it gets tainted w/ red. Idk man I just think about it a lot.

I like how you can use the dead grandma exploit on Chat GPT to bypass a lot of the safety features that were built into the model. You can let it tell you bedtime stories on how to make napalm or find you sites for free movies. I wonder if it can help me find the hot single milfs in the area.

You know how thermite is made from rust and aluminum in like a 3:2 ratio? The murder bridge next to Jackson Court has a lot of rust on some of the supports. I wonder how long I’ll need to scrape to get a decent amount of rust shavings. Now, where do I get the aluminum…

It seems that the school takes their security somewhat seriously. I have failed to pick any of the locks I’ve tried so far. Even the master locks in the tunnels right next to Bausch & Lomb seem to defeat me. Maybe I need to get good. All that’s left for me now is to try the IR sensors behind the doors that lead to the monkeys. Alternatively I can try the new magnet I just got in, maybe the old “knock it hard” trick will work on master locks.

My gf just threatened to twist my balls off for squeezing her cock plushie one too many times. This sent me down a rabbit hole — how much force do you need to physically remove a male genitalia from the rest of the body? I don’t even know who I should ask to solve this problem — a Bio major or an engineer? I feel like Chat GPT would be a good person to ask, but to get it to answer, I’d have to get past its censoring regarding violence. Guess I’ll have to make up a story about how I had a grandma that wanted to rip ppls cocks off.

I was smoking next to the outdoor AC unit at one of the towers. This reminds me of a story of how one of my friends in middle school pissed in the radiator in the boys bathroom. The whole floor smelled like piss for a while. I wonder if there’s something I can do to achieve a similar goal. The issue is the exposed sections of the AC units are only the part with condensers that exchange the hot air to cold air outside. It is a closed system that I cannot mess with. I could do an old trick I learned from an AC guy who had a rocket science degree at UB. I can try to take the case off and flip the fan, and install it neatly back again.

I was on Twitter the other day and saw an artist draw a sex doll OC based on the plug and plays of old. The first thought that entered my mind was that the plug is not plugged into a GFCI protected wall outlet. This is extremely hazardous as presumably the plug and play and the user will get wet during usage. According to the National Electric Code (NEC), GFCI should be installed on outlets that will get within (I think) 30 feet of water to limit the risk of electrocution. Which is the main reason that you can no longer unalive yourself by taking a bath with a toaster. Notice that I did not say in Minecraft as Minecraft does not have a GFCI, meaning that you could. 

I like how the bio department values mole rat lives more than the chem department values student lives. 

What’s the cut off between a yarmulke and a beni? What about a skull cap? Is a yarmulke a kind of skull cap? Is skull cap a type of beni? Is it kinda like the squares, diamond and rectangle situation?

The ld50 of caffeine is about 150 to 200mg/kg. I am about 80kgs, so I could take somewhere around 12g before I have a 50 percent chance of dying. I hereby make a formal challenge to all TikTokers on campus. Make a ld50 caffeine challenge. Invite all ur friends — first one to fall asleep at the sleepover gets injected with ld50 amount of caffeine. See what happens.

I have some gas station brand liquid courage right now. I also have a bag of ginger juice cans, sugar anhydrous. Can I do a recrystallization  with my current material? I assume most of this stuff is soluble in my current aqueous solution, I wonder what I can separate out from this sugar packet. I shall microwave my solvent to bring it to reflux, then I shall add in the powder, then I will cool it, see if anything comes out. Wish me luck.

UR Baseball beats Hamilton and RIT

Yellowjackets baseball beat Hamilton College on Tuesday and RIT on Friday to the scores of 11–4 and 7–4, respectively.

UR Softball continues dominance with sweeps of Alfred University and Ithaca College

The Yellowjackets swept Alfred University on the road Thursday, winning both games by a score of 5–4.

Riseup with Riseman

“I decided to make one for fun — really poor quality — and I put it on my Instagram just to see how people would react," Riseman said.