UR Joking
forts
UR to finish first place in fort competition
The skeleton of the award-winning fort is visible in Hirst, formally known as the Flag Lounge, now known as the Fort Lounge. Read More
entomology
Goddamn yellowjackets everywhere
From the Humor Section: According to many sources on the University’s historic River Campus, there are yellowjackets absolutely all over the goddamn place. Read More
COVID-19
How the highway to hell has changed for COVID
Even though I’m in Hell this semester, and not lurking in the tunnels, don’t despair! I’ll be holding Zoom sessions for you to get taken care of. Read More
lasers
Supreme to sponsor new Optics Laser
The Supreme x UR Optics collab, the Yellowjacket-Machina Laser, drops Dec.r 21. According to University President Sarah Mangelsdorf, this has been in the works for some time now as an initiative to get more students to study optical engineering. The Yellowjacket-Machina laser features a classy gold lining on the outside, with a titanium-garnet crystal core […]
dorm room
Disappointment at disappearance of dorm room galleries
“I’ve been having people over at the house. I know we’re not supposed to, but I think the rule breaking just contributes to the artistry of my decor." Read More
COVID-19
How a transnasal lobotomy made me reevaluate my life
What was supposed to be a brief nasal swab scrambled my brain like an ostrich egg. I immediately blacked out for 18 hours. I think. Read More
COVID-19
Varsity football to become scooter club due to pandemic
Maybe a cavalry charge would be a good analogy? Either way, they’re zooming around campus on scooters and having a blast doing it. Read More
COVID-19
How to enter a dorm you don’t live in
Sometimes you just need to visit a friend. Sometimes you have to get creative to get into their dorm room. Read More
UR Joking
Meridians seen wandering deserted River Campus may be ghosts
Corroborating reports from Public Safety, Facilities, and the student-led GhostbustURs have confirmed the presence of wandering spectral Meridians. Read More
UR Joking
UR forced to build new dorms out of something besides asbestos
ResLife Director claims UR is totally unable to heat and insulate buildings without asbestos: "We only have so many trash cans that we can build fires in." Read More
