Humor
Narratives
Forget Canada, move to Africa
A lot of my American friends have been talking about moving to Canada if the big orange dictator with tiny hands wins the next election, but I think there are better destinations out there. Read More
Humor
Campus convenience apps
The beauty of the modern era is just how convenient it is to live in. Lazy people—myself included—can thrive with the multitude of apps available at our fingertips. Read More
Humor
Freshmen take off masks, revealing personalities
After nearly two months of making friends, building connections, and switching majors/entire life goals every other week, the freshmen have finally ripped off their masks and skin suits. Read More
Satire
Poking fun at the news
California has banned sex for killer whales kept in captivity. In response, moviemakers are casting for the new installment of “Free Willy’s Willy.” Read More
Narratives
The man cold
Listen up, folks. We’re six whole weeks into the first semester, and it’s time to prepare yourself for the worst. Read More
UR Joking
UR to build theme park with extra money
Just like that, the University had once again set to work on another goddamn construction project. Read More
Narratives
Master of trains
You may ask : What does it take to become the Master of Trains? Read More
Humor
Bad advice from Brian
Most of my nights are spent drinking dates and going on beers with women. Read More
Political Comedy
Survivors of the presidential debate drinking game
It had seemed simple, but they’d been so wrong. Read More
Narratives
It’s okay to wear fur
When I purchase Sperrys, no one reminds me that a cow had to die for my shoes. Read More