Humor
April Fool's
A millenial’s April Fool’s
Second semester senior Frank Ericlin’s Saturday started off as most do—a slight hangover due to a poor water-to-beer ratio the night before, fried food from Douglass breakfast (which, according to his physician, may be the cause of his irritable bowel syndrome) and a challenging decision between working out and studying, which ultimately led to six […]
Humor
What type of shower are you? Part II
What’s your major? Economics/business BME Marine biology Education Psychology Physics/engineering Botany English What kind of pet do you want to have? Rat Guinea pig Tropical fish Puppy Dove Mouse Lizard Snakes in a can What’s your dream job? High school coach Middle manager Bartender Retiree Homemaker Professor Who needs money, man? Performer Who’s your favorite […]
UR Joking
Senioritis ravages River Campus
Senior Kylie Smithe had "one of the worst days" of her college career—she had to pull her first all-dayer of the year. Read More
UR Joking
Single Room Available for Subletter
My nightly routine begins, as it always does, with an uninvited lullabye from my neighbor—the a sweet symphony of loud, thumping hip-hop music. Read More
Russia
In Soviet Russia, abroad studies you
I'm a little nervous to study in Russia next year, but I'm sure taking shots with Putin will make it all worth it. Read More
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 8
A bare bulb in a dark room. I feel like I've woken up from an eleven month nap. I think I'm a very long way from my crib. Read More
UR Joking
Noisy neighbors
It's time for today's edition of our very special game show, “Guess What My Upstairs Neighbors Are Doing!” Read More
Dining
Dining lauded for creative seating solution
When there were too few seats in the newly remodeled Douglass Dining Hall, Dining Services came up with a novel solution for modulating the number of students at each meal. Read More
UR Joking
Virus ravages campus
Researchers are baffled by the rapidly spreading virus, which experts believe is transmitted by python attacks during fishing incidents. Read More
Seligman
Weather machine repairs blamed for tuition hike
UR President Joel Seligman admitted that the University's weather machine has been broken since the particularly harsh winter of 2015. Read More
