Humor
Seligman
Ode to Joel
Is this the real Joel? Is he just fantasy? Caught in a landslide of UR hilarity. Read More
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 9
Against the best of my still-developing judgment, I decided to keep doing the only thing I know how to do in this crazy world—sleuthing. Read More
Nicolas Cage
Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen presents: Cage ‘n’ Chicken
Aficionados of flavorful fowl from 15 states flocked on Friday to the Georgia headquarters of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. They weren’t prepared for what they were about to see. Read More
Mel Sauce
Mel Sauce for President
In a political era that some have taken to calling “The Year of the Unnaturally Orange,” the Melanie Sauce's insurgent campaign may just have a shot. Read More
Narratives
Unbearable pepper spray: a grizzly experience
The eyes were too far apart to belong to a small animal and not dreamy enough to be Dan Stevens studying for his upcoming role as The Beast—that's when I knew we were dealing with a bear. Read More
Admissions
The Purrfect UR Applicant
My name is Toulouse Drukker, a year-and-a-half-old tabby cat, and with my personality, life experience, and accomplishments, I believe I will make a contribution to University as a student. Read More
SA
Failed SA prank angers students
Students were left reeling last Sunday in the wake of an April Fools’ Day prank gone wrong. Read More
SA Elections
Seniors launch 4th Presidential bid
Seniors Erik Chiodo and Chris Horgan have the rare opportunity to lose four consecutive elections, a feat as impressive as it is impossible. Read More
UR Joking
UR unveils Spicy Green Chipotle Baja Double Major Leadership Initiative
Joel Seligman announced the selection of studies that the initiative offers, including “Cool Buffalo Chicken,” and “Poppin’ Jalepeno with Jack Cheddar.” Read More
Humor
On self-important social media
If there’s one thing I can't stand, it's someone who posts some kind of sob story that’s less sad than they think it is, followed by how they overcame whatever “adversity” they faced. Read More
