Archives - Noah Leibowitz
Greek Life
Panhellenic Council hires hooded figures
In an unexpected — yet effective — measure, the University’s Panhellenic Executive Board has hired mysterious hooded figures to supervise formal recruitment.
UR Joking
Greek Life to return to its roots
After review by the University’s Interfraternity Council, Greek Life has decided to return to its humble roots.
D-Day
D-Day outdoes D-Day
"It was quiet until 8:00 a.m., when a distant rumble suddenly became an overwhelming earthquake and a barrage of students seized the area.” Sound like 1945? It was actually last Friday.
