Archives - Joshua Ostroff

Eastman statue comes to life

“MUST. DESTROY,” George Eastman’s statute bellowed as he awoke from his 84-year slumber.

Freshmen take off masks, revealing personalities

After nearly two months of making friends, building connections, and switching majors/entire life goals every other week, the freshmen have finally ripped off their masks and skin suits.

UR to build theme park with extra money

Just like that, the University had once again set to work on another goddamn construction project.