Humor
Narratives
My brilliant but boycotted birthday bash
Ever since I turned nine my birthdays have gone downhill, all because some kids at school decided to boycott my birthday party. Read More
Humor
Bad advice from Brian: Drinking
You see, ever since I was a kid, I’ve been an extremely strong beer drinker. Read More
Political Comedy
Forgotten presidents of the United States
This week in Fictional History 101, we learned about some of our nation’s most forgotten presidents. Here’s what we learned! Read More
Humor
An ode to HBO Go
HBO Go, HBO Go, my Light, my Path, my Hope. Transform boredom into bliss. Give me strength, so that with finals I may cope. Read More
Narratives
Divorcing the iPhone
I am proud to say I recently accomplished what few have managed to do before me. I left the iPhone. Read More
Humor
A spontaneous checklist for surviving an apocalypse
I very much wish to submit a comprehensive checklist of items of importance that I believe everyone should own in the event of a possible apocalypse. Read More
Political Comedy
After the election, study abroad sees dramatic spike in applicants
And the fallout went beyond the expected liberal response—conservatives students want to go abroad, too. Read More
Humor
Bad Advice from Brian: Dining hall food
Ah, finally, a problem I can actually relate to. Fasten your diaper-straps, Danny: I'm about to give advice the crap out of to you about this. Read More
Humor
Bad Advice from Brian: Boys
You might think the first step in winning your crush’s heart would be, necessarily, to meet them. Not true, actually! Read More
